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just tell her that right handed people don't have a day after them 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Avijnata wrote: and this greatly annoys my daughter, who is left handed
 And you still speak to her?
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No other go for her. I have to clarify her doubts in Sanskrit, Kannada and Maths 
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Don't forget gingerism is not only still allowed but positively encouraged!
veni bibi saltavi
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Yeah, but they are an easy target. Shooting fish in a barrel... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That seems like a sinister development.
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OriginalGriff wrote: I'm thinking of become prejudiced against left-handers just so there is someone left you can make jokes about... 
That is a good thought for today.
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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Sense of humor gets away on me at times after a 24 hour coding run.
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Doesn't bother me - but there are enough "gentle souls" who will read that the way FarceBook did!
I don't understand FarceBook - they complain about "Phuc Dat Bich" but leave "Justin Bieber" and "One Direction" up there...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: but leave "Justin Bieber"
Well i guess they are JustIn Bieber?
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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So I am confused and I don't click on links from users named only with numbers...
Is that name real or not?
Can you reprint the article from the link here in the lounge? Is it real?
Is anything real? 
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newton.saber wrote: So I am confused and I don't click on links from users named only with numbers
And these things are associated in some way. Your confusion means that you miss the link with your mouse pointer? Now I'm confused (though I can still click the link!)
Yes it's his real name and properly pronounced it's not in the slightest bit rude in any language.
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I hear he is changing his name to avoid future issues. He's changing it to Phuc Dis Schit.
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or Phuc Yu Aso.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Surely spambots can't pass the Turing test. But the people who actually answer them... 
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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Just offhand, my guess is that you would fail a Turing test...
I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey
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That's the joke (I agree it's subtle) 
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Obligatory xkcd: https://xkcd.com/810/[^]
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Given the IQ of the average Facebook user I'd say spam is often the most constructive comment you could find under anything... 
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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One of the in-laws got some automated text messages for a survey about a recent transaction that was made by someone else. They had mistakenly keyed in her phone number and hilarity ensued. She started arguing with the survey which was asking her to rate the interaction and telling it how the person who obviously sold an item fraudulently should be fired and arrested for theft/fraud.
The best part was how she posted screenshots of it online to show how the company was trying to scam her.
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... when you open a fresh bag of coffee beans and the aroma wafts through you nose screaming "MAKE ME INTO CODE!"
![Java | [Coffee]](https://codeproject.freetls.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif)
veni bibi saltavi
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You named coffe and I can smell it. I think I may have an addiction problem... subsctractions seem to work fine though
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
"just eat it, eat it"."They're out to mold, better eat while you can" -- HobbyProggy
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: ... when you open a fresh bag of coffee beans bottle of gin and the aroma wafts through you nose screaming "MAKE ME INTO CODE!"
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