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Since have a lack of 185's to keep us busy around here. How about a few 'Chuck Norris' inspired jokes about Chris Maunder?
I'll start us off:
-The story about the hamsters is just a cover. Chris actually types out each page response by hand. This is why the server sometimes goes down - as Chris is swapping out a worn out keyboard.
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-Chris Maunder already upgraded CodeProject to HTML7. He's just waiting for the W3C to invent it.
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Chris once cried at a particularly bad 404. As a result, some guy called Noah went on a long cruise.
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I almost started this exact thread because of our previous exchange[^]. 
-All of the other CP staff accounts are really just Chris's sock puppets that he uses as a cover for his mad site building skillz.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Colin Mullikin wrote: -All of the other CP staff accounts are really just Chris's sock puppets that he uses as a cover for his mad site building skillz.
One more possible hidden secret identity - Chris Maunder - Troll Hunter[^]
thatrajaNobody remains a virgin, Life screws everyone 
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Chris doesn't believe in God. God believes in Chris.
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Chris compiles and runs his code before submitting, but only to check for compiler and CPU bugs.
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Compilers don't warn Chris. Chris warns compilers
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Known only to a few, the true meaning of the acronym CLR is - Chris' Language Runtime.
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Chris once fell asleep with his head on the keyboard. Through a process of diffusion, this site was created by the time he woke up.
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The servers weren't running fast enough, so Chris plugged the ethernet cord into his ear. Overall site speed went up 64%.
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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... but data corruption became an issue 
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Chris lives in Canada because he prefers cooler environments. It allows him to overclock his internal CPUs.
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Not sure that's a compliment. . . you could say the same about IE4 and HTML. :S
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Chris says he is from Australia to cover the fact he’s really from another planet. CP Bob is Chris and what he really looks like. ![Green Alien | [Alien]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/alien.gif)
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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As a child, Chris' first words were:
main()
{
printf("hello, world");
}
Unfortunately, his parents were unaware of how to compile the code.
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HA - this is the best so far.
Don't comment your code - it was hard to write, it should be hard to read!
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Chris' keyboard[^]
Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master. ~ George Washington
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I did not know bob had another site. (technabob)
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The current Chris is really the second coming of Chris.
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Must resist the obvious jokes.
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Chris doesn't make typos; when he types a new word, it gets added to the dictionary.
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There's no Escape on Chris' keyboard. Also delete and backspace buttons are untouched.
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SQL Server is more than ten times faster than Oracle, if DBA is Chris Maunder.
There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet!
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