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... if you lay in bed and count your ex-lovers, do you fall asleep? 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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It's never a good sign when your name appears in the subject line, is it? 
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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It amused me too - 
If you get an email telling you that you can catch Swine Flu from tinned pork then just delete it. It's Spam.
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"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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and that's as high as he needs to count
Steve
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I C(++) therefore I am
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I'm not his type ... not enough wool! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Well, do you have any kids?
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Surely if he were to count their Real numbers, they would be uncountable.
and don't call me Leslie Nielson. 
"The secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom, courage."
Thucydides (B.C. 460-400)
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Read you loud and clear Shirley 
Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch
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*Sorry about this one in advance!*
If he did try it would probably send him Baaa-rmy! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Depends on how many times you count them. 
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Hard to fall asleep counting to zero.
IthankYaw
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He would get stuck on you (all that chocolate).
Okay I will leave now. 
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Ah, I was just thinking of you, as I sit here in the office chowing down on something called "Chocolate Bumpy Cake" with chocolate chip ice cream on top. 
Will Rogers never met me.
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Roger Wright wrote: Chocolate Bumpy Cake" with chocolate chip ice cream on top
Telling me that is just evil! 
<<ali looks="" sadly="" at="" limp="" cheese="" sandwich="" for="" lunch="">> 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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