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They probably assume that if you can code in C#, you can get up to speed quickly in Java.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's nice to see that one's jibes are noticed.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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'speed quickly'
I should have smelt out the trap! 
Veni, vidi, vici.
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I had a very unusual Meeting/telecon regarding upgrading very small aplication.
The only person who used this and still in payroll is a guy in Indonesia with english not being his biggest asset. He was provided with a transaltor
The local intern charge of the enhancement was a German who preferd instruction in his native language. And of course myself and few other guys spoke English.
So after the initial greetings, the meeting turned into a total disaster. The real time translation meant nobody was sure if all the parties were on the same page at given point of time.
So outcome of this meeting was another meeting but all physically present in same room.
Let see how that goes 
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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Book sick leave. Now.
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I like the "notrandom" one 
also "mkzobmie" sounds like a very useful script 
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Reminiscent of COBOL '99[^], but several years later (not a rip off, though).
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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To (all of?) you:^
From the tenor of your replies (perhaps just one reply with a noteworthy case of schizophrenia) I can see that you do understand.
I offer my congratulations and sympathies.
Well - a new day has started - the sunshine is a delight - so innocently optimistic - I'll pretend to feel much better and perhaps I will.
Aside to Self: If you are the one who wrote all those replies, you're one sick cookie.
Aside to Un-Self: For the poet with, 'tis time for a sonnet "To That Bit of BORG in All of Us".
Aside to Whomever is left: You shouldn't exist, but if you (I?) do, get with the program..
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
modified 20-Aug-13 7:32am.
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No. I jotted it down quickly during a desperately-waiting-for-the-bathroom moment. Kind of a side-to-side step-dance done to avoid wetting myself.
Don't trouble yourself about it at all.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Simon_Whale wrote:
I thinks it has something to do with deep and meaningful moment |
A deep and beerful glass, more like.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Q.V.: http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/4640316/How-Many-Are-Many.aspx[^]
The above won't help, but it will explain.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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W∴ Balboos wrote: sunshine is a delight
Seldom has truer words been spoken.
Be excellent to each other. And... PARTY ON, DUDES!
Abraham Lincoln
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Are you still recovering from the trauma of Sandy, or has the paint on the new drywall not completely dried yet?
In either case you have my sympathies. ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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S Houghtelin wrote: Are you still recovering from the trauma of Sandy,
It might have been the first sign of my recovery.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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The important thing is that nobody was injured.
He needs to be more careful, methinks.
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Make a move and the bunny gets it.
Wich movie?
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Bambi (the Directors Cut)
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That has to be Roger Rabbit.
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Elmer Fudd - the rehabilitation years
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Qantas - The Untold Story of Christian Graus.
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Space Jam
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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