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Mike Hankey17-Sep-13 15:57

Mike Hankey

17-Sep-13 15:57

Too funny!

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The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. -Steven Wright

Rob Philpott17-Sep-13 20:34

Rob Philpott

17-Sep-13 20:34

Very good! One wonders if they might find themselves on the receiving end of a defamation case brought by Apple lawyers.

Regards,
Rob Philpott.

ZurdoDev18-Sep-13 2:29

ZurdoDev

18-Sep-13 2:29

Since the CIA invented Facebook[^] I believe this.

Smile | :)

There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

2374118-Sep-13 3:16

23741

18-Sep-13 3:16

Add Facebook's newly purchased Face.com facial recognition software to the mix and things get even "funnier". In my opinion - facebook is NOT too big to fail.

MMSOTD

Pete O'Hanlon17-Sep-13 12:03

17-Sep-13 12:03

That's, Made Me Smile Of The Day. The smile on the face of this baby just made me smile and I thought I'd share just in case you're having a crappy day. Source[^]

Chill _Maxxx_

CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

Simon_Whale17-Sep-13 12:43

Simon_Whale

17-Sep-13 12:43

Thats just Thumbs Up | :thumbsup:

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.

Help end the violence EAT BACON

Gary R. Wheeler17-Sep-13 12:56

Gary R. Wheeler

17-Sep-13 12:56

A woman I went to high school with has had major hearing loss in both ears since she was a toddler. About a year ago she got cochlear implants. Her reaction to hearing her children's and grandchildren's voices for the first time was similar.

Big Grin | :-D

Software Zen: delete this;

Mike Hankey17-Sep-13 13:18

Mike Hankey

17-Sep-13 13:18

Thanks needed a smile!

VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.1 ToDo Manager Extension

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. -Steven Wright

Roger Wright17-Sep-13 17:49

Roger Wright

17-Sep-13 17:49

If he could talk, he'd be sayin' "Mommy, check my diaper; you aren't gonna believe what I just did in there!" Big Grin | :-D

Will Rogers never met me.

Mark_Wallace17-Sep-13 20:51

Mark_Wallace

17-Sep-13 20:51

I used to work on the technology for sea-to-air missiles.

I'll never get that time back to do something truly useful with it.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Septimus Hedgehog17-Sep-13 21:43

Septimus Hedgehog

17-Sep-13 21:43

101% delightful. The nipper's face was joyful to watch.

If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

Did God make you?

OriginalGriff17-Sep-13 8:33

OriginalGriff

17-Sep-13 8:33

A little girl was sitting on her grandfather's lap as he read her a bedtime story. From time to time, she would take her eyes off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek.
She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again.
Finally she spoke up, "Grandpa, did God make you?"
"Yes, sweetheart," he answered, "God made me a long time ago."
"Oh," she paused, "Grandpa, did God make me too?"
"Yes, indeed, honey," he said, "God made you a little while ago."
Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, "He's getting better at it, isn't he?"

The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.

Haha

Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr.17-Sep-13 7:50

Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr.

17-Sep-13 7:50

So I log onto MSDN to download some software and it seems they are giving away a Ford Fusion if you try out Azure .... then I noticed it wasn't a Fusion. Must be terrible that a super car is nearly indistinguishable visually from sub 20k vehicle.

Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting.

"And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost

"All users always want Excel" --Ennis Lynch

Re: Haha

SoMad17-Sep-13 9:44

SoMad

17-Sep-13 9:44

It does look quite a bit like the 2014 Ford Fusion[^] although the 2013 Aston Martin V8 Vantage Coupe[^] you can win on MSDN is only a 2-door.
Perhaps if you win, you can request to get the Fusion instead. Smile | :)

Soren Madsen

"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

Re: Haha

Gary R. Wheeler17-Sep-13 13:00

Gary R. Wheeler

17-Sep-13 13:00

I think I'd rather have the Fusion. Between the sales tax and insurance rates on the Aston Martin (not to mention having to build a new garage to keep it in), I couldn't afford it.

Software Zen: delete this;

Re: Haha

Nicholas Marty17-Sep-13 21:41

Nicholas Marty

17-Sep-13 21:41

Just sell it then and BUY yourself the Fusion... Poke tongue | ;-P

Oi, Mr Clifton

Pete O'Hanlon17-Sep-13 7:27

17-Sep-13 7:27

I just received an email from Axosoft offering me a complimentary copy of "Unit Testing Succinctly". Your fame spreads.

Chill _Maxxx_

CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

Ravi Bhavnani17-Sep-13 9:50

Ravi Bhavnani

17-Sep-13 9:50

Reading mine now. Smile | :)

/ravi

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Pete O'Hanlon17-Sep-13 10:01

17-Sep-13 10:01

I read it the day he posted about it. While I'd have liked in depth coverage of Mocks/Stubs as well as the full TDD cycle, it's amazing how much he's managed to fit in.

Chill _Maxxx_

CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

Rage17-Sep-13 23:09

Rage

17-Sep-13 23:09

Dear M.O'Hanlon,

Thank you for your kind offer to help us getting rid of our stock of remaining books. Here a copy of the one currently preventing us from accessing the toilets, the kitchen, and three other offices.

Axosoft.

~RaGE();

I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

modified 18-Sep-13 5:20am.

Pete O'Hanlon17-Sep-13 23:36