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Life imitates art.
Peter Wasser
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Frank Zappa
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What the cub is actually "roaring" is "Let me out this wooden crate or I'll tear your head off (when I'm older)".
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A cat that looks, and sounds, a bit like a sheep? Don't let OG see it! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Ron Beyer wrote: replace authentic damaged bills with new ones
Yes the Australian Reserve Bank does the same - as long as serial numbers are present I believe.
The Australian notes are now all polymer which may be a bit hard to swallow.
Peter Wasser
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Frank Zappa
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So theres been a change of staff at one of our local coffee places here in Brisbane, the waiting staff are all girls now and very pretty.
as I was err "appreciating" one of the girl's "assets" when paying, I noticed the greenpeace badge. Apparently the Reef needs saving.
Whatever.
Bryce
MCAD
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I'm as jealous as all hell, here in SG it can be difficult to locate a decent sized pair of "assets" in the population. Hooters at Clarke Quay is a joke.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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There's hooters at Clarke Quay? I went all the way to the flyer, which I believe is only a few KMs from Clarke Quay, but I'm not as much worried now as you're calling it a joke.
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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Apparently a BAD joke.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: Hooters at Clarke Quay is a bad joke
ftfy
I went there once when I was out there. Once was too many visits.
speramus in juniperus
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"Assets"..."Reefer"...Tell us more, please. 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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bryce wrote: greenpeace
It's peas and it's not gre...
Oh, you're talking about....
Nevermind. 
Signature construction in progress. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Damn you have the perfect signature - CBadger
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Darlin I don't care what color it is, I'm ready to donate.
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Very effective advertising.
bryce wrote: one of the girl's "assets"
And the other?
"Rent this space" maybe.
Peter Wasser
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Frank Zappa
modified 3-Oct-13 22:19pm.
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yes indeed
Bryce
MCAD
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Does the other one need saving, as well? I've heard that orally applied massage can help such assets...
Will Rogers never met me.
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You're very observant.
It probably would have taken me weeks to notice the badge.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: would have taken me weeks to notice the badge.
Have to check in case it says, "Kiss me down under, I'm Aussie".
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Interesting, good thing I don't rly use Adobe.
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Of course, today, any calendar worth its salt needs a lifeline to the cloud
I have one of those big desk calendars and it works just fine for me and my gf to know what I'm up to.
Marc
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Ah, but can you drop pieces off of it to cause foot damage late at night? Can you rearrange it to make rude messages? I think not.
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TTFN - Kent
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