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+5 Nagy 
'g'
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: ...Philip Seymour Hoffman...
What did that drug pucked monkey do to get all this attention?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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That's why[^]
Clean-up crew needed, grammar spill... - Nagy Vilmos
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After 15 years of marriage, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said: ABCDEFGHIJK.
"What does that mean?" she asked.
"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous and Hot" he replied.
Smiling, she asked: What about IJK?
He replied: I'm Just Kidding!
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Funeral's Thursday, no flowers.
speramus in juniperus
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We shall use his coat to cover his face. 
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
modified 3-Feb-14 7:02am.
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Septimus Hedgehog wrote: We shall his coat to cover his face
Clean-up crew needed, grammar spill...
speramus in juniperus
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I've no idea what you're ranting about. 
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Intelligent Flirting... 
Life is all about share and care...
public class Life : ICareable,IShareable
{
// implements yours...
}
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...and that's how the fight started.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I was going to post that if noone else had. 
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super..but should take care about dinner..
Twitter : https://twitter.com/ss_shekhawat
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let me now offer presents, quite romantically, so that usual villain will xxx you. (Zzzzzz)
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the "present."
Which movie?
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M for Meaningless Quotes?
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Shameel wrote: M for Meaninglessful Quotes?
FTFY 
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Dumpling wars?
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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"DreamWorks' Kill Find Bill"... damn... I'm not in mood today
(yes|no|maybe)*
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Santa Clause Outlook on Life
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Eat, pray, love?
modified 19-Nov-18 21:01pm.
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Ah! I see that you have found the Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom!
Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!!
Dogs are man's best Friend,
Cats are man's adorable little serial killer
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Listening to the TV news this morning while imbibing my wake up fluid ![Java | [Coffee]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif) I was regaled with an article on plastic surgery.
The industry in the UK is regulated by an association which controls quality in a business which mostly earns its money by making ladies chests larger. Oh they do liposuction, and facelifts too, but the majority of their work is asthetic implants.
The associations name? The British Association of Athletic Plastic Surgeons, or BAAPS for short...
Baps[^] - Fnurrk, fnaar!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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