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Dalek Dave wrote: You also have the Masai Mara, so getting eaten by a lion is always on the cards.
I sincerely hope you are not one of those who believe that people have fight against wild animals while on their way to office in cities in Africa.
Tusker is good.
"Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[ ^]
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Tusker's ale, My Dad regales with tales of Crates of Tuskers, a Jeep called Clare & a Lanchester machine gun. Seems to hard to get in this country, while quite easy in Belgium...
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My old man spoke of Kenya with fondness. I've been there twice in the early 60s before independence. It was an exciting place for a kid. It's a beautiful country and I'm sure it still is. As long as you expect the unexpected all may go well. 
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I have read what I can on Wikipedia
What bit's were you struggling with? Perhaps we can help?
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Quote: Yes, I have read what I can on Wikipedia and I am googlin', bingin' and even random URI'in' to find out more.
Then yes, the next clear choice is to come to the Lounge. Surely you'll get a wealth of information here.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Maybe even links to Wikipedia. And then the circle is complete ...
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That's where our current president was born.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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As if my forgotten anniversary woes weren't enough, I put the electric toothbrush in to charge yesterday morning. Come nighttime Princess takes it out to use it and it's as flat as when I put it in for charging. We checked the switch was on and then she noticed the characteristic teeth marks on the charger cord.
For the second time, one of our cats got bored and chewed on the cable and the charger is now stuffed. Thanks a lot cat. That's £23 to replace it. It's coming out of your pocker money.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Septimus Hedgehog wrote: one of our cats got bored
There are ways to fix that, scratching post, ipad on the floor, dangly thing for them to chase, frying pan if all else fails.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Sack ... stone ... river. 
Veni, vidi, abiit domum
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Problem Solved
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And then the cat's spirit will return and curse your entire family.
This is not a good idea...
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
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That is what my mom used to do back on the farm when I was a kid 
Cold Turkey...
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 I'm totally shocked ... I didn't even know Hedgehogs used electric toothbrushes! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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Only to mate with... 
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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 You have a one track mind ... and its a Dirt Track! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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I do not!
It's a monorail.
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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 I pity the sheep of Wales! 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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PS what's "pocker money"? 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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DeathByChocolate wrote: PS what's "pocker money"?
I meant "pocket" but interestingly, a quick google on "pocker" reveals it as a nickname for the devil. 
Where's that cat? It needs exorcising; it's also a black cat which sort of confirms it.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Septimus Hedgehog wrote: it's also a black cat
So let me get this straight ... you are a Hedgehog that uses an electric toothbrush and you have a black cat that gets money from the Devil ...? WITCH!!! .... well actually WAAARRRRLOCK!!!
I think we should dunk you in the pond!
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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And repeat until he goes all soggy and falls apart?
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers
--- Serious Sam
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I think that is the idea ... then we know he is not a Warlock and we can sleep safe in our beds! 
He on the other hand is stuffed ... 
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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I thought the chicken got stuffed?
speramus in juniperus
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Keep up ... the chicken ran off with the bar of Fruit and Nut Chocolate after the rat chewed through the knicker elastic ... actually I think I might need a lay down.
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful"
Chris C-B
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