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CBadger2-Dec-13 19:33

2-Dec-13 19:33

I might have a joke original and funny enough that it might just be an original never told (on CP). But this got me thinking... Sniff | :^)

Are there any one brave enough to try and tell a really funny joke that is original enough that it was never before told on CP? (I would have said anywhere but that would be just unfair) $Shucks | :-\$

So who is 1st to step up on the plate and take a chance? Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

So a man walks into a bar and orders a martini.
barman:" Shaken or stirred sir?"
Man:" Diluted"
barman turns around and opens the windows behind him, looks at the man and asks "So not a iMac fan much?"

Flabbergasted the man looks at up and asks how he knew it
barman smiles and says
"Since you lost your macbook and started working on your Laptop, your mother and me couldn't get you out of the kitchen!"

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Re: Challenge of the century

bryce2-Dec-13 20:15

bryce

2-Dec-13 20:15

*tumbleweeds*

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Re: Challenge of the century

User 592412-Dec-13 20:25

User 59241

2-Dec-13 20:25

CBadger wrote:
tell a really funny joke that is original enough that it was never before told
on CP

One out of three.

Peter Wasser

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Frank Zappa

Re: Challenge of the century

CBadger2-Dec-13 21:12

CBadger

2-Dec-13 21:12

Phew!

I was afraid I'd get 0 out of 3. 33% is at least something Blush | :O

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Re: Challenge of the century

Duncan Edwards Jones2-Dec-13 20:26

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2-Dec-13 20:26

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Re: Challenge of the century

CBadger2-Dec-13 21:13

CBadger

2-Dec-13 21:13

Short, sweet and seems original (at least CP original Laugh | :laugh:

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Re: Challenge of the century

Corporal Agarn3-Dec-13 1:15

Corporal Agarn

3-Dec-13 1:15

That joke is murder[^].

Re: Challenge of the century

Mark_Wallace2-Dec-13 20:27

Mark_Wallace

2-Dec-13 20:27

I don't do jokes.

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Re: Challenge of the century

CBadger2-Dec-13 21:15

CBadger

2-Dec-13 21:15

Apparently neither do I. Unsure | :~

At least I tried Blush | :O

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Re: Challenge of the century

OriginalGriff2-Dec-13 21:34

OriginalGriff

2-Dec-13 21:34

CBadger wrote:
neither do I

Well, you got that right today, anyway! Laugh | :laugh:

Re: Challenge of the century

CBadger3-Dec-13 2:15

CBadger

3-Dec-13 2:15

I got something right today?!
I must be moving up at a tremendous pace in your book then Blush | :O

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Re: Challenge of the century

hairy_hats2-Dec-13 21:48

hairy_hats

2-Dec-13 21:48

CBadger wrote:
At least I tried

Joke or do not joke: there is no try.

Re: Challenge of the century

CBadger3-Dec-13 2:14

CBadger

3-Dec-13 2:14

I Jest

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Re: Challenge of the century

Septimus Hedgehog3-Dec-13 0:52

Septimus Hedgehog

3-Dec-13 0:52

Better to have tried and failed. Thumbs Up | :thumbsup:

If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

Re: Challenge of the century

MT_2-Dec-13 22:07

MT_

2-Dec-13 22:07

That was good one. Original !

Thanks,
Milind

Re: Challenge of the century

SoMad2-Dec-13 20:55

SoMad

2-Dec-13 20:55

On second thought...perhaps we should bring back down-voting in The Lounge. Hmmm | :|

Soren Madsen

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Re: Challenge of the century

CBadger2-Dec-13 21:14

CBadger

2-Dec-13 21:14

I'll get my stray jacket, uhmm i mean my coat! $Shucks | :-\$

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Re: Challenge of the century

Septimus Hedgehog3-Dec-13 0:54

Septimus Hedgehog

3-Dec-13 0:54

If it was, please don't make it retrospective; I'd be well and truly Michaelmartined (farrked) if it was.

If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

Re: Challenge of the century

Pete O'Hanlon3-Dec-13 1:56

Pete O'Hanlon

3-Dec-13 1:56

My friends say I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid. I can stop at any time.

*boom tish*

Re: Challenge of the century

CBadger3-Dec-13 2:19

CBadger

3-Dec-13 2:19

Wow! Don't stop, you are (not) on a roll, exactly what I needed in my brake-away. Not to cause friction that might bring the crowd to a stand still, but aren't you out of breath after just one drink?

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Can this be true?

User 5838522-Dec-13 18:52

User 583852

2-Dec-13 18:52

Husband Convicted Of Manslaughter After Dutch Oven Goes "Horribly Wrong"[^]

Re: Can this be true?

Super Lloyd2-Dec-13 19:17

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2-Dec-13 19:17

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Re: Can this be true?

CDP18022-Dec-13 19:20

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2-Dec-13 19:20

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Re: Can this be true?

User 5838522-Dec-13 19:23

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2-Dec-13 19:23

What if I told you the husband was MM?

Re: Can this be true?

CDP18022-Dec-13 19:29

CDP1802

2-Dec-13 19:29

Nah, he ain't Clint Eastwood[^].

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