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What? You don't have them in Luton yet? How quaint...
Next, you will be telling me you haven't seen Jaws 19 yet!
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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OriginalGriff wrote: English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience Greg King ----- I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. Lily Tomlin, Actress
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Hey, pssst! Who's going to win the next Grand National??? Not that I would bet on it of course, just curious...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience Greg King ----- I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. Lily Tomlin, Actress
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Keep it under your hat, but in answer to your question "Johnny J. wrote: Who's going to win the next Grand National? " then I can answer that.
The Bookies.
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Obscurum per obscurius.
Ad astra per alas porci.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur .
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Yep.
I have never placed a bet on a horse. Years and years ago, I had a quick look at the cars and decided not to bother. Compare the cars the punters drive with the cars the bookies drive and it's clear who wins and who loses...
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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It's supposed to be fun.
Most things that are fun cost you money.
As with everything some people can lose sight of the fun.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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I don't think the bookies have a sense of humour!
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
English doesn't borrow from other languages.
English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.
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No no wrong side of the fence, the bookies are in it for the money - you, being the sucker/punter/cash cow are supposed to be having fun.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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ChrisElston wrote: Most things that are fun cost you money. Watching the horses doesn't have to cost you money.
How much does it cost to watch a quiz or game show? Similar entertainment values.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Betting is supposed to be fun, not looking at a horse.
“I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks
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If there's a horse called "Who" in the next grand national ...
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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(That's an 'M')
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No, Who's on first...!!!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous ----- Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience Greg King ----- I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. Lily Tomlin, Actress
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I don't know ...
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
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(That's an 'M')
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I didnt understand google SEO strategy...
I think who paid to google (PPC or other) will maintain on top position as www.flipkart.com
Are you agree with me or not...
Just search online shopping keywords on google/yahoo/bing you will find the difference...
Please need assitance by Experts
modified 22-Oct-13 3:49am.
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Google has nothing to do with SEO. SEO doesn't mean that google does some thing and page gets on top.
Search Engine Optimization depends on lots of parameters. Different search engines use different crawlers.
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly"- SoMad
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I know someone who advertises his business on Google. He pays $4000/day to them which brings in $5000/day of business typically. So, he gets $1000 and Google get $4000 from his turnover. It's not hard to see why this company drips cash.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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I don't even want to know what you were googling to find this one!!
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You may assume as it is on the ABC that I was reading the paper and not searching foreskins. As I am at work I have no need to look for dickheads and I'm dammed sure my net nazi would block 99% of sites if I made such a search.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Never let the truth get in the way of a good story!!
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: As I am at work I have no need to look for dickheads
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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You stole my thunder..
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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Sorry!
Fortunately, I don't work with any dickheads in my current job but in the past I have worked with many.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Thou art blessed.
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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It has been a frustrating morning trying to get a webserver on my home-office network visible to the world. Background: I have replaced my DSL service with business class cable. What really confuses me is that I have been issued a static IP address of 70.xx.xx.145. The cable router/gateway, uses another IP address 70.aa.aa.146 with a local address of 192.xx.xx.2 and is now the DHCP server. (starting at 102) My webserver has a static internal IP address of 192.xx.xx.100.
All devices and workstations, including the webserver can access the internet. No problem there. The cable modem/router was configured to forward ports 80 and 21 to the webserver. This did not work. What 'kinda' worked was changing the static IP address of the webserver to 70.xx.xx.145. This allows the webserver to be seen at the static IP address, but creates another problem...the server is also a file server and needs to be available on the local network on a 192 address. I have also tried setting up a 1-to-1 NAT (public 70.xx.xx.145 to private 192.xx.xx.100) but this does not work. Do they really expect me to use an external IP address on my webserver?
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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