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Great for a once-off 'pick a card' 'trick !
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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The only card I need[^]! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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A woman finds Aladdin's magic lamp. She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her wishes:
- I want my husband to have eyes only for me.
- I want to be the only one in his life.
- I want him to sleep always by my side.
- I want that when he gets up in the morning I'm the first thing he grabs and takes me everywhere he goes.
The Genie turned her into a Smart Phone.!!!...
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Nice one  but what happens when she (as a SmartPhone) becomes out of date? I guess he won't keep her "till death do us part" when a shiny new one comes along his way the next holidays... relationships with SmartPhones are usually not lasting very long.
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sevenacids wrote: I guess he won't keep her "till death do us part" when a shiny new one comes along
Doesn't only apply to smartphones. 
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The genie traditionally grants only three wishes. Typical woman; puts in a fourth.
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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Wives and Smartphones have a lot in common:
1. Men scout for the latest models when deciding to have one.
2. Men get bored soon with theirs and wish they'd waited a little longer to get a better one.
3. No matter how longer you wait, you always find better models coming up.
4. You know they're a necessary evil because you can't live without one.
5. The neighbor's model always looks attractive than ours.
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Shameel wrote: 5. The neighbor's model always looks attractive than ours.
It turned personal at the end.
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There is always Soapbox
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Intel Edison[^]
Seulement, dans certains cas, n'est-ce pas, on n'entend guère que ce qu'on désire entendre et ce qui vous arrange le mieux... [^]
Joe never complained of anything but ever did his duty in his way of life, with a strong hand, a quiet tongue, and a gentle heart [^]
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Ooh! I want one too! 
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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I spend enough time searching for my phone and car keys - if I have to dig down the back of the sofa for my PC it'll be a disaster!
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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keep things simple : get rid of the sofa... 
Seulement, dans certains cas, n'est-ce pas, on n'entend guère que ce qu'on désire entendre et ce qui vous arrange le mieux... [^]
Joe never complained of anything but ever did his duty in his way of life, with a strong hand, a quiet tongue, and a gentle heart [^]
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But then where would I keep my spare change?
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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How could that happen?
Would you connect it to your davenport
Steve Wellens
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I'm trying right now.
Sofa so good.
MVVM # - I did it My Way
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Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011
.\\axxx
(That's an 'M')
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Good luck. It's a divan opportunity.
<wince>couch!!!
Steve Wellens
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Would be nice but $200 is a little steep.
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I have one of these[^] and its not much bigger than an SD card, and runs Linux.
I still haven't done anything with it, although I do have a great idea for a UAV... Too many ideas for the amount of time I have.
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Holy sh*t! 
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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I'll take one too, please! 
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I don't get it - a computer disguised as a memory card? Surely sockets are designed and drivers are written for memory cards not miniature smart-arse computers...
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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So you want a onesie with a turtle?
Sounds kinky to me.
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