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In the form of a cat 
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I thought it was the name of his Wi-Fi router.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Just be careful when using another network because then your home network might think you are cheating on it.
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Yes, but you are forgetting the freedom of connecting your device to open hotspots when you are not home.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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I was thinking laptop. 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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What nerd has a girlfriend?
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Sander Rossel wrote: When you get home from a week and a half vacation from Poland
So you got your car back to your home ? 
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
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$100 says their new dynamic hinge breaks within a month. Better luck next time Microsoft. 
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
-- Marcus Brigstocke, British Comedian
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I seriously considered a Surface Pro to replace both my desktop and laptop, both 6 yo. Instead, I found a great laptop for $600 cheaper. To be fair, I did give up the SSD (which saved a couple hundred maybe) for the capacity of a spinner. Oh, and it has a proper cover/hinge!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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kmoorevs wrote: great laptop ... I did give up the SSD
These two things never go together. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Elephant! 
For a Seiko? What's it made of, Unobtanium?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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No, it is made of $21,000. 
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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And all it does is telling you the time...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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and it is still only accurate to -2 to +4 seconds, per day! For that money I want an atomic clock!
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You can get one for about $100.
A watch that synchronises itself to the radio signal broadcast by the various atomic clocks of the world.
A small desktop version can be had for under $30.
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...and every time you look at it, you think "It's 14:32, and I could have bought a Rolex instead"... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I can't say I find Rolex watch beautiful.
sorry.
I'd rather be phishing!
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I'd rather have a Tag heur[^]
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Poor man's Rolex 
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I was put of them by my first boss, who for many months use to always show his rolex[^] off in many ways that you could think.
and as it was one of these Jewelled watches as I see is show off jewelery and nothing else
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Yes, that is the poncey version that only a girlie-man would wear.
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