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So did the Americas get independence or not?
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Yes, but their cultural annexation of the UK is well advanced.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Yep! The MTV advanced social reformation group is well entrenched - even though they don't play music anymore.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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No, but they're dependent on coffee now, not tea.
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I read it completely, and can only say that a sloop is a damn good design 
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Why did the Americans revolt again?
Have you ever tasted British food?
It is REVOLTING.
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That;s fighting talk:
Bangers and chips
Jellied eels
Pie and mash
Toad in the hole
Steak and kidney pud
Cottage pie
Shepherds' pie
Stilton cheese
Cheddar (none of that fake stuff, the REAL Chewton Mendip original)
Spotted Dick
Lardy cake (drool)
To say nothing of the best fish and chips on the planet (mushy peas!)
I could go on for days!
Most of the trouble with visitors eating "British Food" is that they aren't! (Mass produced factory food or imported junk food).
Let's hear it from the Brits (and ex-Brits!) Griff: Lava bread and bread pudding, DaveAuld: Haggis and Clootie Dumplings ....
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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You have done a magnificent job of proving my point.
I'd not feed that stuff to a dog after it were hit by a car.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Quote: adding a few pounds of sugar and Jalapenos to everything
Don't forget to add large amounts of processed (almost tasteless) cheese to everything (I even saw it comes with baked beans, already in the tin!). Then cover it in Ketchup and deep fry it to make it "Extra Crispy". Then add even more sugar in the form of syrup and/or jam ("jelly" to the Mercans) and a "pickle" (a large pickled gherkin) stuck on top.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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... and I'm not certain that "Cheez Whiz" has ever seen anything from a dairy
... and of course, the tomato ketchup's first ingredient is sugar
... and the "pickle" is probably pickled in sugar (or sugar and vinegar if you're lucky!)
Of course, once you have nuked your taste buds with sugar and Jalapenos, you con only taste things with sugar and Jalapenos, so it sort of makes sense.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Quote: nuked your taste buds with sugar and Jalapenos
That's why the Mercans think British food is tasteless - it doesn't have enough Jalapenos and sugar!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Clearly we are accolites of the same church doing missionary work in the Americas my friend!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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Quote: the Americas
Yes, the Mercans forget that there are other "American" countries on the American continent.
By the way, on your food list you forgot Pork Pies; specifically, "Melton Mowbray Pork Pies" - food of the gods! Yum! I really miss those over here.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Quote: Melton Mowbray Pork Pies
are a favourite of my wife's (you've got to have the jelly in the top!)
There are simply too many too list. Why is it that Fish and Chips here is often some nameless white lake fish, maybe halibut if you're lucky (or a stale piece of cod!)? Back home, especially in London, you might get cod, haddock, halibut, skate (my favourite), plaice and rock salmon.
I still splash out for Marmite and get Marks and Spark's tea shipped over. I also make my own Christmas puds (who would have thought you'd have to hunt so hard for suet?!!!)
How about Cornish Pasties, custard slices, or coconut "cheesecakes" (why they were called cheesecakes is beyond me - I think I'm going to do a web search!)
I feel a trip coming on (if not to England, maybe one of our local British food stores!)
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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There is a place here in the States called William's Pork [^] that does regular pork pies, decent sausages and good bacon - it is run by some ex-pats. They do mail order which is pretty good - I have used them twice. There is another place in Florida that does the same thing although they exchange orders so probably a relative. No Melton Mowbray's though, obviously.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I used to have a guy in the local Farmer's market that did both good bacon and sausages. I did make my own sausages once, but it's a lot of work without commercial equipment (our Kitchen Aid attachments struggled!)
One of our supermarkets up here does not bad naturally smoked bacon (The Loblaw group), so I can still have my bacon sarnies!
Mail order across the border is always risky and often expensive (the taxman and sometimes import agents!)
Happy eating!
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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PhilLenoir wrote: Maybe you're right and we should Americanize everything by adding a few pounds of sugar litres of that Godawful, disgusting corn syrup and Jalapenos to everything!
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Why did the Americans revolt again?
So they could drive on the right side of the road like all reasonable people?
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Quote: So they could drive on the right wrong side of the road
FTFY - Remember, the Nazis drove on the right in their slave-built VWs!
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Forogar wrote: FTFY - Remember, the Nazis drove on the right
So even the Nazis got which is the right side of the road - only the Brits can't.
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These countries all drive on the correct side of the road (IE. the left):
Australia
Channel Islands
Japan
Hong Kong
India
Isle of Man
Ireland
Jamaica
Kenya
Malta
Malaysia
New Zealand
South Africa
Singapore
Thailand
UK
[edit] Oops, forgot Guyana and several African countries - mostly the southern(ish) ones.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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In other words, 16 out of 193 United Nations member states (mostly former British colonies) are too stubborn to admit they are wrong and move to the right side of the road 
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Are you aware that everyone originally drove on the left it was the French of Napoleon who moved to the wrong side, and as he didn't beat the British we were never forced to change
so driving on the right is to admit that you are a French poodle
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Again?
They never stopped being revolting.
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