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Clickety[^]
Hope to God it can receive pizza deliveries as well! 
If so, Shut up and take my money!!! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Unless men will stop to marry women, there is no business case for something like that.
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Ooooh, you will burn in hell for that comment! 
I like it!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Hell may not be such a bad place, when I consider the 72... waiting for me in heaven hell suddenly becomes more interesting.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Good point, but civilian hell (also known as capitalist hell) are really bad. If you have a choice, then take military hell or communist hell.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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There are not enough female personages of the correct persuasion for all men to marry and those men that do marry are doing so much later in life than they used to. I reckon there's a more than plentiful demographic in those who have not yet got wives and those who used to have them but don't any longer - especially the latter as they know what they're missing!
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We have a lot of fun over _Maxxx_'s efforts to create the clue - we should have to pay him back...Any ideas...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif)
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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"It's payback time, Mister 'O'Donnell'" (might have been one for V.).
The best reward is to not answer it and let him go on 
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Fortunately Mr. Bond is somewhat kinder and has put me out of my misery...
Question is, what to do with the other six I thought up?
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No than...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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while lack of makes me sad, it is preferable to an eternity of ASCII art clues 
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:c(|)
5 Letters.
clue: Doh!
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Iliad?
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Clever!
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V Clever!
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_Maxxx_ wrote: :c(|)
Is that Friday night after a few beers?
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Donut? Dohnt?
Or, if 6, Dohnut?
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Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history.
First one I ever got.
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A seemingly nice city I'll stay at in late October until early november.
Why? Never been more eastern than Südtirol[^], and a friend of mine is touring through hrvatska and the other formerly jugoslavian area.
Combined with my overtime/vacation overflow I'm facing, this gives a nice one to two week vaca in Pécs.
Anybody been in that area, knows bars and places one needs to see?
I summon the tired and emotional[^] mighty @Nagy-Vilmos
modified 12-Aug-15 5:44am.
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Pécs - FTFY...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Thanks 
I blame it on the Google. My friend misspelled it in his message, and while I typed it into Google I overlooked the correct spelling.
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I went there with school trip some 30 years ago...All I remember is museums - a lot of...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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