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Did you hear about the Roman soldier after sex? He was gladiator!
I'll get my coat...
There are two types of people in this world: those that pronounce GIF with a soft G, and those who do not deserve to speak words, ever.
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This is the version I know:
Q: Why did the woman dress her husband up as a Roman soldier?
A: Cause he'll be gladiator.
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You keep me in stiches.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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You guys are roman all over the place... stay on topic. 
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I am not a big fan of puns, but this one I liked. 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Quite nice 
Sarcasm - it's not just a verbal skill - it's a lifestyle!
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I like APOD. I don't like IPOD.
Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...
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Spending my time on Summerbreeze, so if you have any Questions on the FOSW dedicate it to the Cp'ians that already solved and set some.
I'll have beers an all of you, gladly i take enough with me.
Have a good week!
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
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Enjoy!
Remember: loud music causes hearing loss.
And so does beer.
I SAID, LOUD MUSIC CAUSES HEARING LOSS.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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WHAAAAAAAAT???
Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...
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He said giving head makes you deaf.
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Having a shed makes you Geoff?
What are you on about?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Having a sheep makes you Griff?
What are you on about?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Loaning money to the Greek is bliss?
Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...
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Beer results in memory loss
and sometimes memory loss
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Have fun!
Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...
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You're clearly not enjoying it though, if you miss us after only two days... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You appear to have a broken tag somewhere; your entire post including your signature all is a single link...
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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Envious? Not us. Kind of sheepish, perhaps. (5)
Good luck!
Hint: See Manfred's first response...
30 minutes to go - extra hint time
Hint 2: Griff's favourite thing
modified 10-Aug-15 10:59am.
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Cattle without the battle! 
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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No, sorry!
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Are you sure?
We'll see after the solution is posted.
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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