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First time around I would only send him a goon squad to point out his mistakes and help him become a more productive member.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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now haven't you just covered most of the lounge posts? 
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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And that's why I didn't post it in Sugs&bugs.
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That would be the bullshit button? 
New version: WinHeist Version When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page. Unknown
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Make that a fourth button.
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Good grief - the error messages you can get if the projects in your solution are not targeting the same version of the .NET framework are truly bizarre.
Much of a morning lost - but at least I'm back on the path again...
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Yeah! Let feast!
La Diada de Sant Jordi Joan!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Wooohoooo! 
Thank you very much Peter!
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:cake:
Oi Maunder! Where's the :cake: ?
Life is too shor
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The :cake: is a lie...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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"I think we can put our differences behind us... for science... you monster."
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Have I lied to you?
I mean, in this forum?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Look, you're wasting your time.
And, believe me, you don't have a whole lot left to waste.
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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If I'm here... and you're here... doesn't that make this "our" time?
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Make one with ![Good Stuff | [The good stuff]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/vegemite.gif)
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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Here's one:
🎂
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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No cake, you know, real programmers celebrate their b-days with
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Thank you very much Carlo! 
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Happy birthday Joan :cake: ![Jig | [Dance]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif)
..
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
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Thank you very much!
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Happy Birthday Jaon.
Have a happy, healthy and blessed life
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Thank you very much! I'll try I'll try...
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Thank you,
Thaaank youuu,
Thank you,
Thaaank youuu!!!!!
I hope I'll arrive before 24:00 at home just to have a millisecond to celebrate it with my wife!
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