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I would have thought they would need to build a bridge over your cubicle to make it more akin to your natural habitat.
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You better watch as there are some alligator hunters around here and they will be wanting to stick that little red flag in you.
Other than that, I haven't got a clue what you are on about!
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Hint: toilets in the US and the ability to use the one marked with the symbol one most identifies with.
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There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I'll step in today, but mine's not very good
she.IsALady = true ;
she.IsALady = true ;
she.IsALady = true ;
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Do you mean
she.HasStyle = true;
she.HasGrace = true;
she.IsWinner = true;
she.IsLady = true;
Stop(horsie);
Stop(horsie);
Stop(horsie);
she.IsLady = true; If so, then I'm not admitting to knowing any Tom Jones lyrics!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Nope, but that's good too. A few years after that it seems, same decade.
OriginalGriff wrote: I'm not admitting to knowing any Tom Jones lyrics!
That's not unusual.
modified 14-May-16 12:30pm.
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Gender is now an enum not a bool
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Yes, but that has nothing to do with this. Her gender and sexuality have nothing to do with whether or not she's a lady, nor indeed how many times she may or may not be one.
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The pinout on my RJ45 network jack has nothing to do with what kind of port it is. I can shove a USB into it if I identify it as a USB port
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Just remember, that whatever you come up with will probably still be better than anything I do. ![Badger | [badger,badger,badger,badger...]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/badger.gif)
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I came up with void. That's a whole lotta nothing 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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"Nothing from nothing" by Billy Preston?
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Gee, that's tough. Hm. So she's a lady. Not just once, not just twice but ... three times a lady?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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If not more by now, but certainly at the time, yes.
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I used to have a Commodore as a home computer but it wasn't very musical or ladylike, not three times anyway!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I bet you didn't mind inserting your disk though.
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Well... There's a bit of a problem with floppy ones!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I gave Herself a 10.5 Samsung tablet for Christmas...and she's complaining today that it's not working properly - the touch screen is sometimes zooming on a single finger, and some jigsaw puzzle pieces aren't picking up properly. So in the interests of peace and quiet I have a look - works fine for me, until I tilt it.
Cracked, right the way across. Sigh. At least it's only the digitiser, the LCD looks fine so I'll see if I can get her a new one.
Which means I'll have to replace it...I'm not really looking forward to dismantling it: it's only 6mm thick and that includes the battery. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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it looks like a Pain to pull them apart.
There several videos online.
I don't envy you that task.
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It does indeed.
But I suspect it's the reassembly that's going to be the difficult bit! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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yea trying to get all of those tiny wires back into the right place for one.
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After reassembly's the best part.
That's when you find that the device is so happy with what you've done that it's decided to give you little pieces of itself as gifts.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Releasing the ultra fragile cable connectors has generally been my bane with dismantling electronics; especially since there're both flip 90* hinge and lift strait up 1mm types and the how to videos almost never show enough detail to tell them apart. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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