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Oh the irony! Q& A in blue.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Oh yeah..that's what I'm talking about..
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Kimberly Weldon wrote: As far as I understood this website works with customers who need some sort of homeworks to be done(?)
You're serious are you?
Got to laugh - they guarantee no plagiarism - that is except for the clown submitting the homework.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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lol 
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But I really need some advice and money of course So please take it serious
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The site to which you gave us the link is run by a bunch of unethical low lifes and represents exactly what CP sanctions in it's own community CodeProject Plagiarism FAQ[^]. Why would you be considering assisting them? Why do you think they need you at all if they are "programming experts"? You are being humoured by lounge participants because it is a Friday.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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if (Affect.ApparentMentalState == Affect.ApparentMentalStstate.Naivete && Message.HasHiddenAgenda(Message.Text) && Message.Haslinks)
{
Report(ReportCategory.Spam);
}
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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Same here.
EDIT: look at the user's profile and where does the homepage link. Definetely a spammer. Cleverer than the average spammers, but that's not much anyway.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Very clever. We are the ones ending up doing somebody's homework and usually have progressed beyond having to do homework ourselves. Not much to earn here. 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Kimberly Weldon wrote: I haven't the foggiest idea  Any advice would be appreciated!
Perhaps you could ask them...
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I had answered this questions a moment ago. It is more than obvious that the askers has NOT used some search machine.
I think we need a mandatory check box for that before anyone can submit a question.
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
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A "are you a robot?" check would work nice.
Or make the post button open a tab with the question searched on google.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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"Are you a sentient being?" might be better.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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Seriously: A check to see if the OP is bright enough to use a computer... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Oh yes of course such a checkbox is really essential.
But also one before one can post an answer:
[ ] I confirm, that this question can't be solved by the help of google...
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Or just send their queries directly to a search engine.
Multiple search engines.
In pop-up windows.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Well, I think it's best to always offer the user more than one option. So, for those who refuse to use the CheckBox, perhaps for religious reasons, how about:
1. If your moral code, religion, or principles, forbid you using a CheckBox, please post a link to a "selfie" picture of yourself (who else ?), posed in the same stance and posture that CodeProject's Bob has.
... or ...
2. If you are blind, or object to photographs, please post a link to an audio recording of yourself singing a song you think Bob would enjoy.
... or ...
3. If you are mute, or object to conditions one and two, then please delete your account on CodeProject, and, then, re-register, and check the CheckBox that states you claim Conscientious Objecter status.
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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One could just put a "Never mind, delete my question" already checked. If they actually read the instructions they will un-check the box thereby proving they can read and comprehend.
Then again...
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I think this is brilliant !
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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Movie Quote Of The Day
I would like to scan all of you in this room, one at a time. I must remind you that the scanning experience is usually a painful one... sometimes resulting in nosebleeds, earaches, stomach cramps, nausea. Sometimes other symptoms of a similar nature. There is a doctor present.
Which movie?
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Poirot Does Dallas?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Pokémon GO
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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AntiVirus
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