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There are only two hard things in Computer Science: cache invalidation and naming things.
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Do black olives matter?
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Of course, they're delicious.
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Do black bacon still taste?
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
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I kalamata to this thread, but I think it's the pits that you would ask that.
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Of course! What are they brining about now?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Sorry - today's thought has to be a do-over (q.v.)
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All Olives Matter!
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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For Popeye, probably yes.
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People say filling animals with helium is wrong.
I say whatever floats your goat!
[Update]
THIS IS A JOKE
No animals were harmed or abused as a result of posting.
[/Update]
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
modified 27-Sep-16 11:00am.
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I was going to flag this as abusive...
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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yes, if I was in charge of things anyone who abused or mistreated domestic animals would get the death penalty. end of discussion with no chance of redemption. If you think it is ok to hurt/harm and kill a defenseless animal that wants nothing more than love and to show you loyalty like you never can find in another piss poor human
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Nurse! NURSE!
He's out of bed again...
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And off his meds as well, it would seem! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Or back on the Shrooms... 
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And chewed through his gag as well 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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zdk329 wrote: if I was in charge of things anyone who abused or mistreated domestic animals
Humans are animals too.
zdk329 wrote: If you think it is ok to hurt/harm and kill a defenseless animal that wants nothing more than love and to show you loyalty
Which is what a human wants. If you point out that not all humans are like that, I'll point out that no animal is like that either 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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I say you should change the word animal to sandwich in your post.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Domestic sandwiches? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Shirley! You know, domestic cheese, ham, beef....Unfortuneatly some animals would indeed have to be sacrificed for the good of the sandwich. 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Can't say as I do - I'm a vegetarian! I eat my pepperoni pizza[^] directly off the bush! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I must admit you've got quite a convincing argument there! But alas I must stand firm, as those pies look to have a certain Dominos-ish quality about them and therefore unfit for human consumption, pizza abuse if you will.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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