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We don't need no stinkin' restraint!
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I need a shooting gun. I want to order this gun. Where I will get this gun?
Just asking, since you obviously have crossed the line to lawful evil now. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Hah! My elder brother was a vicar, and I used to leave messages on his answer phone saying "Hi God botherer! It's the Antichrist here - get your people to ring my people" - until his bishop heard one, anyway...
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What happened a yes-talk or an exchange of opinions?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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It probably didn't help his case when he was defrocked (for other reasons, but the Antichrist bit wasn't appreciated much apparently).
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Ok, then it was an exchange of opinions. He went in with his own and came out with the bishop's.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Thanks for your consideration.
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Toys "R" Us. Get there quick, they're having a going out of business sale as programming is being replaced by self-driving AI's.
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Caveat Emptor.
"Progress doesn't come from early risers – progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things." Lazarus Long
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Please read my tip about programming to get an idea what is needed for developing software.
You MUST know for what you are programming. 
Press F1 for help or google it.
Greetings from Germany
modified 7-May-18 4:40am.
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Shouldn't this be in the Q&A section?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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How can I learn mobile development?
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You'll have to give us more information in order for us to help you. Do you already know how to program (if so, in what language(s)) or have you never programmed before?
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To be honest, given your other question, I'd strongly suggest that you leave mobile development on the shelf for a while and start by learning to develop software for a sightly more friendly environment first: it's a lot easier to get the basics sorted and learn how to design and develop code generally before you start moving to mobile apps, which are a lot more complex to get going with.
Start with C# on Windows, and get that right, then look at Xamarin for mobile development and you can leverage what you have learnt into the new environment.
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Writing software on a train.
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You guys don't appreciate the importance of the eternal question: What is mobile development? Who am I? Where did we come from? Where is the future heading? No easy answers.
throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart.
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You have to follow step by step.
The first step is to tell yourself that you love programming.
The second step, you tell yourself that coding is what you are dreaming of.
The next step you will need to become Google expert.
There, step-by-step.
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Thanks for your consideration.
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I see no Queen Victoria! I want my money back!
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She wasn't amused, either.
Ad astra - both ways!
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