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So everything is true? I'm sure that was the russians.
I only have a signature in order to let @DalekDave follow my posts.
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David O'Neil wrote: Everything on the internet is lie...
That is true.
(He said on the internet - causing untold parallel universes to implode...)
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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JsonObjectMapper josnMaaper = new JsonObjectMapper();
When Intellisense sees an abuse of spelling like that ("josnMaaper"), a message pops up:
You are not authorized to program in C#. Go back to coding in BASIC
and promptly shuts down VS and brings up a BASIC emulator page.
Sigh. This is from sample C# code from a payment processor company.
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Watch it! some of my best friends are josnMaapers
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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I came from a country where lots of josnMaapers exist.
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What do you have against Josn Maaper? I know him. He's ok.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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He doesn't want Josn Maaper to code in C#.
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CodeWraith wrote: What do you have against Josn Maaper? I know him. He's ok.
Josn is a guy? But, but... 
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... just hardly scrolling at all most of the time. So I decided to open her up and see what was what.
Wish I hadn't. Loads of cat fur (expected, it's a fashion statement as well as a condiment in this house) and some strange yellow gunk that I can only assume came off my hands ...
Maybe I should start using hand sanitiser before I touch my computer?
(All fixed: a quick dismantle, clean and try-not-to-identify-the-gunk session, and she's good to go.)
If you eat near your computer, you probably don't want to take your mouse or keyboard apart. Just burn them. (I don't, and this was nasty looking enough.)
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OriginalGriff wrote: Maybe I should start using hand sanitiser before I touch my computer?
Yes. Even if you didn't have a cat, you still should.
A mouse or keyboard is often touched, and rarely cleaned. For a programmer, it may contain more germs than some smart phones. Alcohol-based sanitizer is cheap. Put it on your desk and make it a habit 
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"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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A mouse or keyboard is often touched, and rarely cleaned. For a programmer, it may contain more germs than some smart phones. Alcohol-based sanitizer is cheap. Put it on your desk and make it a habit Thumbs Up |
I figure they're my own germs and just put the issue out of mind.
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jackbrownii wrote: I figure they're my own germs and just put the issue out of mind.
I always figured that being exposed to germs is good. Your immune system needs training after all.
George Carlin - Germs, Immune System - YouTube[^]
I've been advised to sanitize by a medic since my immune-system is lazy or ignorant or both. It is not just germs on your mouse; there are "things" living on your skin that you squeeze to death when playing WarCraft.
Now, I'm a smoker, so my keyboard needs replacement after a month anyway. Chance is, you had yours a lot longer. New life might be evolving on your keyboard; either provide it with a decent controlled ecosystem for it to flourish, or sanitize.
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: I'm a smoker,
Damn I still have the vision of my desk 30 years ago with a dinner sized ash tray overflowing with buts, coffee rings and a grungy keyboard. You can't really clean the grunge out of a smokers keyboard.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Way easier to buy a cheap new one 
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Trying to be germ free all the time diminishes your body's ability to fight off a germ when it comes into contact with one.
As a kid, I never heard of anyone succumbing to flesh eating bacteria but in the new world of hand sanitizing everywhere. . . .
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I'm definitely not advocating a germ-free life. I do not wash the basil from my garden when putting it on a pizza, and rely on unwashed ginger to ferment my vinegar
MarkTJohnson wrote: As a kid, I never heard of anyone succumbing to flesh eating bacteria but in the new world of hand sanitizing everywhere. . . .
Ah, your hands don't need sanitizing every minute; you'd be killing some very beneficial stuff there 
But how often do you clean the two buttons of your mouse? How old is your keyboard?
You did hear about smart phones being a breeding ground for bacteria? How does that differ with a keyboard or a mouse, in terms of touching and cleanliness? I bet you at least wiped your smartphone when it became too smeared to read!
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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I hope you're not a vegan, but how many dust mites have you killed?
There are as many creatures on your body as there are people on Earth - YouTube[^]
And yes, feel free to use that link to creep out anybody who's oversanitizing 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Alcohol-based sanitizer is cheap.
And makes for a delicious and refreshing alternative to coffee when you're pulling an all-nighter.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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If it is used as sanitizer, it is too strong to drink pure.
So, you add it to the coffee
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: it is too strong to drink pure.
That's sounds like a challenge. Now where's @Nagy-Vilmos gone again? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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It is not; it could kill you.
Do not sanatize yourself. Just keep a beer near your keyboard because "your doctor told you so".
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If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Richard Deeming wrote: and refreshing alternative
That's why I buy one of each of the clear,blue and green kinds - you never know when the urge for shooters is going to hit!
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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so grossed out now. 
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Should have made a video of the procedure, you could get a show like the Dr. Pimple Popper.
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