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"Safe Limits" do not stop people from driving drunk.
It is the fear of being pulled over by the Police and being arrested, or of being maimed or killed that stops them. Unfortunately, even that does not always work. All you have to do is watch the drivers around here between 11PM and 2AM on Friday or Saturday nights and you will understand.
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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept that there are some things I just can’t keep up with, the determination to keep up with the things I must keep up with, and the wisdom to find a good RSS feed from someone who keeps up with what I’d like to, but just don’t have the damn bandwidth to handle right now.
© 2009, Rex Hammock
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Sorry, about the absence this morning. I have no excuse but multiple brain dysfunction leading to substantial rerouting and signal failure. If DEJ, having solved Nagy's replacement bus service clue, does not want to do it tomorrow then I will happily amend my omission and if he does then I will just as happily stand aside.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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If you have one ready to go I think you should do tomorrow's clue - I don't think a branch-and-merge strategy will work here 
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Fairy snuff.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Promise it's very easy -
Cerberus eats a mess [lit] [4,9]
veni bibi saltavi
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BEAR SECATEURS
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Baas Erect User?
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Rescuers abate!
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No it isn't Nagy 
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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or do they say "Dog's breakfast" in your vernacular?
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dog's dinner is posh, while dog's breakfast is the correct answer.
veni bibi saltavi
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Pork Excalibur
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Easy:
Gins Baconfood
Life is too shor
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That it takes two months to postal services to deliver a letter sized envelope from Canada to Israel...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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That's why they send Sean. Was he oiled or greased this year?
veni bibi saltavi
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Don't.
Go.
There.
The memories are too fresh. The wounds, too deep. 
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OriginalGriff wrote: The wounds, too deep
Let me measure the depth with a stick.
Oh, and: *Pre-emptive nipple tassle jiggle*
*I'll get my coat*
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I made counter-steps to protect my family - gave a P.O.Box as address, but according the state of the mind of the post-men he was both...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Now you've got the envelope, when do you get the contents? 
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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I will let you know
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Wow! It only took 5 or 6 weeks for South Africa Post to ship some custom air filters for my pc case to the US; and that's about 2 or 3x as far by slow boat. Depending on if yours was sent the entire way by sea or was loaded into a truck somewhere along the Atlantic coast. Ground shipping in Africa's enough of a cluster that I'm sure mine went the whole way north by sea.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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There is turmoil in the world of Drunk Tennis Watchers as it was announced this morning that former world number one Maria 'Elephant' Sharapova[^] has revealed she failed a drugs test at the Australian Open. Asked for a comment our correspondent said "FAARRRKKKK!!!!!".
veni bibi saltavi
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It does seem odd that she would be taking a heart medication for ten years while competing at the top level of a physically demanding international sport...
But surely the "increase in endurance performance of athletes" and suchlike the Wiki page talks about had nothing to do with her medication: Meldonium - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia[^]
And I am a little surprised that she didn't know, given that it's been on the WADA "monitored" drug list for nearly a year now!
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I'm more surprised her "doctor" didn't know.
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