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We all know that the Earth is perfectly flat. For some reason they keep telling me that I will not get to see it here, but how can that be?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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Come on it's obvious, you are in the wrong corner. 
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That's because the eclipse isn't actually happening, it's just a conspiracy to fool people.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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pwasser wrote: That's because the eclipse isn't actually happening, it's just a conspiracy to fool people.
I didn't see the eclipse which is evidence to support your statement.
Everyone is born right handed. Only the strongest overcome it.
Fight for left-handed rights and hand equality.
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Cant be bothered as don't have a flower, we hear, and short of energy (13)
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lackadaisical
lack
a daisy
cal
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Yes - well done 
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Is that a real word?
Ought to look it up, but I really can't be bothered... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onllokers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: RIP Mort Walker
Well, he was a dead man walking...
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Clever. I see what you did there... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onllokers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Such puns shouldn't be allowed in a decent Longue. 
I like it! 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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What's the hype with all these "flunked" posts in the Lounge ?
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Possibly a revival of the "Know Nothing" party?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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A runaway joke, basically. Happens sometimes.
Kinda like the 'post' craze a while back.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: A runaway joke
Yup - it flunked the brake test! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onllokers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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Oh no ... not again
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I figured it was like those bad pun threads that go on forever. Except more difficult to ignore as new threads end up on top. Can't wait for it to die off.
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Are you positive?
Or
I didn't have the energy to complete it.
modified 30-Jan-18 23:41pm.
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Polarization? Or negentropy?
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Cheer up, don't be so negative - it's not terminal.
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He should stay away from the police for now, otherwise they might charge him with something.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
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