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What happens to a 9 year old that uses an anti-aging cream that takes 10 years off????
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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With any luck, he turns into a condom... 
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Something similar to what happens to a kid who tries his mother''s vanishing cream.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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In most cases it should be called varnishing cream.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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If he raids the lacquer cabinet anyway.
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I'm about to do that myself, but I still need to sand the surface a little more.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Unconcievable!
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. 
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...True story : That's what a former school mate of my boss did (they met last week). Eight years ago. And he sold them beginning of this year. He is 52, but of course, he stopped working, bought a villa in Austria (he is from there) and a very nice car. And he is now struggling to check what to do with the rest of the money... I offered help with that bit 
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In case you Need any help to help....
It does not solve my Problem, but it answers my question
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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That's what I'd tell my former school mate as well
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A friend who has a website hosted by GoDaddy asked if I knew how to add a shopping cart or similar to the site so they could start selling their products. I had no idea, never having used this type of hosting to create a web site before.
Anyway, I established that they already had a square space account up and running so didn't need to do that bit. Armed with that and some images of the products, it took around 15 minutes to get it up and running with a fully functional shopping cart.
Bloody brilliant! 
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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And now, the invoice!
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If only - this was a freebie to help them out. Wasn't even sure I could do it!
Keep your friends close. Keep Kill your enemies closer.
The End
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While I'm sure there'd be good lessons to learn writing that sort of code, payment processing is one of those areas I'd rather hand out to someone who does it for a living.
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Squarespace is great!
Marc
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Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny
Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802
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I just used ejunkie. Set up an account, copy a link and add it to your webpage and ready to go. MY problem is the marketing and advertising, not the shopping cart!
CQ de W5ALT
Walt Fair, Jr., P. E.
Comport Computing
Specializing in Technical Engineering Software
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But please, take a look at all the legal things... when payments are involved, you'll need your customer details (personal, bank...) and this can lead your friend to tons of problems... https, insurance, legal advice... are things to consider...
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Is buying 100 copies of “Goldfinger” investing in bonds?
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Then you'll surely have Pussy Galore!
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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Well, it is International Cat Day[^]
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Eight Day of Eighth month. Cat Day?
Octopussy, indeed!
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Is that it for today aurum you going to try again? Never. I Say Never, Again! If your feeling a bit under the weather, No Dr. will handle it, for they know your in-securities will dominate.
P.S. Don't you feel posting the ToTD is a rather Odd Job?
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