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I would struggle to fall for it because it's hard to parse their sentences. It was pretty difficult to work out that they actually wanted me to click something...
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Chris Quinn wrote: Block of Ensure that We Will We your Account IF We do Not Hear from you .
Sounds like Shakespeare 
The whole thing's rigged to blow, touch those tanks and "boooom"!
modified 31-Aug-21 21:01pm.
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That reads like the sort of message that should be constructed from letters poorly cut out from a newspaper.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Only if that newspaper was The S*n
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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I'm sick of getting chrome "recommended" to me by sites
Even the bank, for crying out loud!
Even my bank site puts up a banner (about the same size as the #$%&*@^ ribbon), demanding that I "upgrade" from one of the most advanced browsers in the world to the cr@ppy spyware called chrome.
Who's paying them for this? Google won't be.
Or is it just an ignorant prig of a banking-world web developer? "I use chrome, therefore it's the best, therefore everyone should use it!"
It's like the free advertising that adobe gets everywhere (even on the UK government site). No I don't "need" adobe acrobat to read your files!
There are dozens of pdf readers better than acrobat (all of 'em, IMO), and there are dozens of browsers better than chrome (just about all of 'em, IMO), so why are so many idiots so caught up in giving them free advertising?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: one of the most advanced browsers in the world
Which is?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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A secret, for us security-paranoid types.
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Ah.
IE 6 then...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Lynx may be !!! 
Thanks,
Milind
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Pfft! IE6 was cr@p!
The best IE by far was IE4. Far superior to Edge, Chrome, and that Chinese Nutscrape knock-off Red Panda.
What I find amusing is that Nutscrape and Red Panda were the noisy boys who caused all the trouble and made all the fuss that resulted in the "browser wars", but Nutscrape died, and Red Panda is going the same way.
The come along, cause trouble, then bugger off to cause trouble elsewhere? They're the trolls of the browser world.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I've used Chrome for a good few years now and have yet to find a better browser. How about letting us into the secret of which one you think is so superior?
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"Better" depends on your needs.
If you want cutting edge, go for Opera (why wait for chrome to copy their ideas?)
If you want fast, go for OB1.
If you want to interact between your different machines, go for Maxthon.
If you only want to tweet and use FB, get off the ****ing Internet.
Etc.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: one of the most advanced browsers in the world
So which one is it?
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Hey, I don't tell people what tools I use, where there's security involved.
It's like when people here ask what antivirus people use. That always looks to me like market research by hackers.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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What does this have to do with security? You stated that you were being hassled to switch to Chrome from a browser that you described as "one of the most advanced browsers in the world". So why do you refuse to tell us which one it is?
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Richard MacCutchan wrote: So why do you refuse to tell us which one it is?
So he doesn't need to justify the claim when we all laugh like drains, obviously!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Bloody good marketing by someone, probably the same guy who got Intel Inside stickers on a huge range of boxes.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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That's a real thing, what you're saying.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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May be these chorome ads are part of google ads. As chrome is google product and most use google as search engine.
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Sandesh M Patil wrote: most use google as search engine
Ah, but I don't, any more. Not for several months -- specifically because I got fed up of all the paid results and the nagging.
("Hey, you have to check out revision 2016.7255964628455 of our terms and conditions before continuing, then give us your phone number, credit card details, and mother's maiden name, so you can log in to google search safely and search the Internet! You must do this today!")
It's actual web-sites doing it. It's like the Nutscrape days, all over again ("You need Nutscrape 3.5 to view his site properly")
If a "normal" site pulls cr@p like that, I'll just piss of and view a different site (QED I don't use google search), but changing banks is a PITA.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Message Closed
modified 26-Apr-16 8:08am.
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_Maxxx_ wrote: Checked the site and there was a link to claim it - expiring 7th April (this was at the beginning of March).
But did it say 2016?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Amusingly, I did actually check at the time! Yes 2016.
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