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How could it possibly go wrong?
The don't say who the instructor is, but I think I can guess. It starts with JS and ends with OP... 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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On the bright side, they're only semi-automatic weapons..
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
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Darn. I would like to send a few hundred rounds on their way with a machine gun[^] again. Have not done that in years anymore. That thing knows only full auto or empty.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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It's an excellent idea. What's your problem with it?
It's perfectly in line with being featured in the Darwin Awards. For the entire world, this is a Win-Win!
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W∴ Balboos wrote: What's your problem with it?
I don't like tequila! 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Johnny J. wrote: I don't like tequila!
Only a problem if you planned on attending.
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Just ask for a glass of milk then.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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That won't help the aiming.
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My first employer required me to train with all kinds of weapons, carry them around frequently and use them when needed. You get so used to it, that you can take the guns apart, put them back together or shoot in the dark or in your sleep. Want me to train you? 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Done my military service as a machine gunner.
Been competing in pistol shooting on a national level.
Want me to train you?
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Machine gun and pistols? Then we would have a lot of fun. Those two wre my speciality as well.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Seems we should train each other.
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How long were you in the service?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Only a year..
Strangely enough I didn't hate it as expected, we actually had really good officers. (in general)
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Eight years. Good officers (in genersl) - pun intended? 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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No the pun wasn't intended. Didn't see it until now.
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Then you never met Major Failure or General Error?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Not to forget Private Parts.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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247 Sales 
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How about adding tabledance to the list and charge a littlem more?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Think of it as evolution in action. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Johnny J. wrote: starts with JS and ends with OP
Hmm. I would have thought John was a whiskey man, myself, rather than tequila.
Software Zen: delete this;
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Cheesus Christ!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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And the perfect companion..
Cheese Jesus | Uncyclopedia | Fandom powered by Wikia*
*I'm not sure how legitimate that site is, but if it's on the internet it must be true, right?
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
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