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Civil war jokes must be an American thing: I General Lee don't find them funny.
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Perhaps you're taking them for Granted?
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Yeah all those jokes always were a
Little Big Horn in my side
You know that's all they ever were
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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or he's rebelling against them.
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Sher man, whatever you say.
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Now that was a quick response! I on the other hand seem to be moving like Manassas.
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"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You guys are slaves to these bad pun threads...
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As they say, if you Antietam, join 'em.
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You're on your own - I have Sumter else to do this afternoon.
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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Thanks for Sheridan that with me.
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Don't mean to bragg, but some things are just meade for each other.
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I agree, I don't see how Mike could hold this in such Beauregard.
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In Singapore don't have civil war but do have Mr. Lee
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Wong Lee? 
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Talking about the Wong Lee sounds like you're talking about a Chinese mafia-like group that rules the black market rice trade.
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You didn't come up with that yourself! Who are your confederates?
I'll grant you that (if you did pickett yourself) it was rather cute.
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I've been saving it for weeks so it was topical!
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You'll get a Patton your back for that one. 
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Better than banging my head against a Stonewall...
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The puns on this thread are enough to cause the south to rise again....
What interests me are the # of indian (generally) sounding names that actually can make a pun about the War between the states...
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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charlieg wrote: The puns on this thread are enough to cause the south to rise again....
Or throw up...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Why would the English not agree? Such a Cavalier lack of knowledge - you must have Round Heads. Throw us a Crumb, Well anything will do.
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Someone commented:
"When you rev it, 650 fire-breathing bald eagles come shooting out the back."
Because 'murrica.
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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That's hilarious! I was going to comment with something along the lines of:
"This is your car. This is your car on Instagram? Any questions?" But there's no way any graphics I find would match the IG comment. Thanks for the smile. 
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Country cousin named by unknown aristocrat on platform (5,4)
HINT: Crosswords can be hazzardous to your mental health.
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
modified 9-May-17 9:34am.
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