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Dilbert
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Repeat after me: "you are repeating yourself !"
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Speaking of repeating one self, I just had a great idea: Why don't Columbia Pictures announce that they are releasing a sequel to "Groundhog Day", and then just release the original? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I thought they did? Didn't I see it yesterday? And tonight?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Dunno, I'm still trying to figure out how to get Andie McDowell's attention... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Just go knock at her door. In this costume.[^] Then you will have her attention and it's up to you to keep it. Otherwise two costumed gorillas may drive you away in a car with blinking lights and a siren. All or nothing.
I need a perfect, to the point answer as I am not aware of this.
Please don't reply explaining what method overloading is
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I was thinking more in the lines of building snowmen and having snowball fights with kids - Only I don't like kids, so do you think cats will work instead? 
The lack of opposed thumbs in cats may prove to be a difficulty, but what the heck, if they can use assault rifles, then why not snowballs?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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You are repeating yourself.
I need a perfect, to the point answer as I am not aware of this.
Please don't reply explaining what method overloading is
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Anyone who speaks to (read that listens to) their wife has grown used to it.
And sometimes we're stupid enough to say something akin to what Dilbert said.
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Tell me about it 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Sir:
I refer you to the Department of Redundancy Department.[^]
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Obligatory Dilbert[^]
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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A SUPER LESLIE !
You just replied to an email with a link that is the same link as was in the email to which you replied.
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Obligatory Dilbert[^] 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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It is acceptable to answer one in QA along the line 'go back to the school'?
(It is very polite now that I wrote it down, I was thinking more about !%&@!@#&*^)
But seriously how you should answer someone, who try to write a peace of software and missing all the basics of how things are moving around. They maybe got a course or book on how to write loops and methods and classes, but that's all... After one and a half of such questions a have a feeling in my fingertips that says to me - be rude and rive them home...
Sorry. I had to.
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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No, that's what drove people away from StackOverflow, always be a gentleman (or pretend)
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Yeah - that's why I wrote it here. The Lounge is full of crap anyway, I add mine...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: and missing all the basics of how things are moving around.
Gently suggest that they find a different career.
Marc
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Something along the lines of...
"Wow! I never would have looked at it that way. Have you ever considered a career as a Sanitation Engineer?"
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. ~ Mark Twain
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What exactly 'Sanitation Engineer' does? And do not tell me if it is something I don't want to know...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Fancy name for the garbage man (AKA refuse collector).
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect. ~ Mark Twain
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I was thinking on "cleaning toilette's" but your option does the job too  
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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A recycling manager? A refuse analyst? A rest material ramp agent?
I need a perfect, to the point answer as I am not aware of this.
Please don't reply explaining what method overloading is
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