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Since the advance of social media, I'm always sitting down. I would hate it if I dropped my phone into the muddy waters while browsing Facebook or Instagram.
Mind you, the sitting is normally longer than it used to be and may or may not result in a frantic knocking on the door!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous - The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944 - Never argue with a fool. Onllokers may not be able to tell the difference. Mark Twain
So in general what is the etiquette while taking a leak in a house where male gender is in minority by 1:2 .
Stand or Sit , independent of the aiming prowess ?
Stand. If they don't want piss on the seat, they can lower it for their use and raise it so it stays clean when the men use it.
Failing that, as they do the cleaning, they can just clean it and get on with life.
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
If I'm sitting on the throne, I'm aimed at the opposite wall.
No one wants that.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
Let me prefix this story by acknowledging that I am not very observant...
Several years back, I attended my wife's family association dinner. During the course of the evening, I sauntered off to the men's room. I was appalled by the amount of 'fluids' that covered literally every single toilet seat - and they were all down. I used my foot to lift one seat, did my thing, took a large wad of tissue, cleaned up for the next person and then proceeded to wash my hands. While washing, a young lady walks in and I mustered all of my indignation to show her she was in the wrong room. She smiled at me and I walked out, still casting an evil eye at her. It was only then that it dawned on me as to who was actually in the wrong room.
Rather embarrassingly, I recounted the scene to my wife, who too smiled. Much to my surprise, she said this state of toilet seats in a womens public washroom was not uncommon. I now make a point of specifically using only the mens public washroom. They too are often 'soiled' but never to the extent I observed that one time.