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Over the years, I've received countless emails from recruiters; today was the first that I received one that was for "100% REMOTE".
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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Yes, seems to be on the rise. I have been using 'flexjobs.com', which specializes remote jobs. Actually started a 100% remote long term contract this week.
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, navigate a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects! - Lazarus Long
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... predicted this over 50 years ago: We all live in a self-quarantine
Director of Transmogrification Services
Shinobi of Query Language
Master of Yoda Conditional
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I'd like to be, in quarantine, with a pack of toilet paper, in the shade.
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They also did I Am The Virus[^]
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Which is why they called for Doctor Robert[^].
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Whoa! With that temp It Won't Be Long[^]!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You called?
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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They also predicted the rise of the hateful blue meanies.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Quote: He's a real nowhere man
Sitting in his locked down land
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody
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Not enough police to enforce it.
..pretty useless as a national policy; it will be back.
Then what? Another 3 months?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Do sick boats go to the dock?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Yes, for an iv of sailing solution.
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Royal Navy boats go to the dry dock. It's a rum life...
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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In the current situation I'd say they're up a creek without a paddle.
I'm hiding from exercise...I'm in the fitness protection program.
JaxCoder.com
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Exscuse me for barging in on this thread, but apparently, that scow it's done in sum places. There have been quite a few row's over that treatment oar am I mistaken?
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Try this....[^]
Who the f*** is General Failure, and why is he reading my harddisk?
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Oh gawd - now they'll start hoarding plastic saucepans ...
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Did he say he was using that plastic container to wash himself...then reused it to brush his teeth...?
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Obviously talking sh1t.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Those girls, especially the first one, are the stuff that dreams are made of.
That guy is so disturbing.
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I got distracted by the eye candy. 
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I laugh at this, Japan does it with high tech dunnies that flush and blow dry your bum, India and much of Asia does it with a hose or pot and you need to dry your own bum. And we panic because there may be a run (sic) on toilet paper.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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Not even if I was without o' paper.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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