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my whole family would buy me this. Love it.
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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Bad idea. I would constantly be hungry.
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 i thought is was a mask made of bacon
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That would fall under the category of cruel and unusual punishment.
If you really want a pig's ass in your face - why not use a really fresh one in any of several assorted colors[^].
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I don't want to smell bacon if there isn't any. Same with coffee.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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"I have a split personality." said Tom, being frank.
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Nothing devisive: we think that one of the best posts in a while. Well, I wouldn't go that far. Why not? Be positive. I up-voted him. Shouldn't we, at least, have talked it over?
Hey - you two . . . knock it off . . . I'm trying to get some work done.
[edit]Modified while I wasn't looking . . . [/edit]
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modified 15-Oct-20 12:34pm.
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Reminds me of an old maybe-not-so-KSS joke...I forget exactly how it goes...the gist of it is this:
Two female coworkers, on a business trip, are sharing a motel room together. As they're getting ready to go to bed, one of them wants to come out of the proverbial closet, but doesn't quite know how to say it, so she starts with "look, I'll be frank"...the other interrupts her, saying "no, if you don't mind, I'd like to be Frank..."
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Keep a Sybil tongue in your head!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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"I dropped my toothpaste", he said, crestfallen.
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That reminds of an amusing, older movie : "Short Circuit". There is a character in it who constantly butchers common expressions. One of his statements is, "I am standing beside myself," said in a faux-Indian accent which enhances the humor factor, I think.
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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We think we might be multiple; that's being frank.
..sound great, but feeding all of them..
Bastard Programmer from Hell
"If you just follow the bacon Eddy, wherever it leads you, then you won't have to think about politics." -- Some Bell.
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Isn't that self-contradicting? If "it's really as easy as pi", then the question should be "why SHOULD you let advanced math intimidate you", not "why SHOULDN'T you [...]"
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Can't we all just transcend these nuances ?
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I can. But I write software for a living. I appreciate correctness.
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Pi transcend . . . transcendental ?
I guess you just missed it.
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Concentrate on Pi (the tasty one) 
yes I know 'e' is missing
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Don't be so picky... we are speaking about maths, not about language  
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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It may be an urban legend but I can believe it...
A county in Texas decided that PI was too complicated and difficult to remember so passed a local law that, from now on, PI would be equal to exactly 3.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I thought it was Arkansas. But same difference.
To err is human to really mess up you need a computer
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Any good book on urban legends can tell you a dozen other places where it happened.
("Well, if it isn't true, it sure is a d**n good lie!")
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Obviously run by Professor Frink[^]! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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