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This is why I never do this...
This is a - verbatim - extract from a hardware equipment manual, and I'm pretty sure I need to do something about it.
Quote: Six. the regular machine adjust.
1, route of travel switch: There is one route of travel switch in the central part after organic plank, if the machine fuse is intact. The button presses organic front-panel not to work in the power position, can by hand press a route of travel switch. If the machine contains work, then can take down backboard and adjusts the route of travel switch upward. Make the organic plank able to press a route of travel switch.
But quite what, I don't know ... I think it means "press the power button" and that I'm the "organic plank" but I'm not sure.
Anyone care to even guess what the machine does? 
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It's a "Bullshit" button. It says "bullshit four different ways.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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OriginalGriff wrote: Anyone care to even guess
I bet it's somethin ure funding on Kickstarter!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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As your switch travels around on an organic plank, I would say it is a '110V 120W DIGITAL VACUUM PACKING SEALING MACHINE SEALER KITCHEN STORAGE PACKING DZ-260C'...
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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Absolutely correct!
Now, if you'd just care to translate it into English, I'd be obliged. 
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Not sure China has access to Google Translate - Great Firewall of China and all that.
I did though:
Quote: 六。 常規機器調整。
1，行程開關：有機板後中心部分有一條行程開關，如果機器保險絲完好無損。 按鈕按下有機前面板不工作在電源位置，可以用手按下行程開關。 如果機器包含工作，則可以取下背板並向上調整行程開關的路徑。 使有機木板能夠按下行程開關。
Then (for a laugh) I translated that back to English:
Quote: six. Regular machine adjustments.
1, the limit switch: the center plate has a travel switch in the center part, if the machine fuse is intact. The button presses the organic front panel and does not work in the power position, you can press the travel switch by hand. If the machine contains work, you can remove the backplane and adjust the path of the travel switch up. Enables the organic board to press the travel switch.
And that ... almost makes sense ... unless you open it up and have a look for an internal switch.
Oh well, it works fine, so I'll ignore the manual as usual! 
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They say: if the machine is otherwise OK (including the fuse) some crap may get into the slide switch to stop it sliding to / staying in the on position, in which case clean it out.
(Singapore is not quite that bad, but being here I've become more adept interpreting Chinglish.)
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Ah! So if the vacuum release fails, there is a slide switch inside which lets you open the top. Makes sense now.
Thanks!
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That's a remarkable quality of yours... To make this out of that...
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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A smart wood plank? Should I expect to see in the Useless IoT of the weekend slot?
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too!
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Reminds me of the lamp I had in college. The manual had a warning which read Quote: Do not be alarm if smoke come from you lamp!
Now it might just be me but when my appliances start smoking, I tend to shut them off and replace them... unless of course the appliance in question is a smoker, in which case only 12 more hours til brisket!
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Wait a minute! Is this the machine that goes ping?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Yes, we lease it back from the company we sold it to, and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
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On one contract I was on I remember being told I was being paid for out of the Office Furniture budget!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Well, if you will apply for jobs like "footstool" ...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Anyone care to even guess what the machine does?
It automatically generates Engrish?
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The machine tests your document control system, to ensure the systems are in place to handle documentation from foreigners with no English language skills. You need to replace the fuse.
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... from Twatter as the home for total morons?
I was researching the pic in the post below, and found this: Offensive Adult Party Game[^] and you'd have to be clinically brain dead to enjoy playing it.
Then I saw the pledges ...
£1,759
pledged of £3,405 goal
113
backers
29
days to go 113 people think they need this in their lives. 
I believe the gene pool needs more chlorine. 
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Think about it... It is a rather easy - and considered to be legal - way to get the money out of some morons... Better then the old spam system...
Nicely fit with all the talking about the current state of the web...
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge". Stephen Hawking, 1942- 2018
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Fools and their money are soon parted.
"When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others; same thing when you are stupid."
Ignorant - An individual without knowledge, but is willing to learn.
Stupid - An individual without knowledge and is incapable of learning.
Idiot - An individual without knowledge and allows social media to do the thinking for them.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Wow really, they need a card game to let them say what they mean?
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too!
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I'm sure some people do, as SJWs will otherwise tell them they're not allowed to speak their minds.
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It's a joke, a spoof on "Cards Against Humanity". It is taking the pee out of people who like those games and as the project isn't genuine it will eventually get deleted by kickstarter so it won't cost the backers any money. You seem to be the only person who doesn't get it 
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Trouble is I've seen enough Twatter and Farcebok posts to believe that idiots are for real, and that some of them are genuinely too dumb to find their own asses with both hands and a map ...
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