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The Maître de Cuisine usually delegates serving his creation to some poor private, especially when complaints are expected. Just look into the pot and say something like this:
"What's that? Did he wash his feet in there? Again?"
It usually takes less than five seconds for the cook to pop up and receive your praise. 
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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Don't know where you are, but it was 80 farenheit here yesterday.
There might be something to this global warming....
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Not Hawaii then!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Soup, like opening you mouth and letting the sun shine in. Bah!
>64
If you can keep your head while those about you are losing theirs, perhaps you don't understand the situation.
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It seems a slow cooker is ideal for such things, anyone has any experience with these?
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slow cooker is great. I did it once a while: I put all kinds of beans into it...
diligent hands rule....
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could you share your recipe? I would like to give it a try...
diligent hands rule....
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Hidden colour pretended (8)
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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REDACTED
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Well done YAUT
"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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the article says this would be illegal in the UK. I know it would also be illegal in NZ, Aus, France, and I suspect most of the rest of the developed world.
American employment contracts are 'at will' contracts. They are at the will of the employer, and should the employer change their mind, you can be shown the door, with just your 2 weeks notice.
I lived and worked in the States for 3 years. The impact on employee behaviour is profound. It creates a cover your ass, finger pointing culture where no employee is willing to accept accountability, an will go to great lengths to apportion blame elsewhere.
Now, I only worked for one company (but it was a biggish publicly listed one), and I'm sure not all are like this.
I did very well, with two things I did differently than my American colleagues (not that I did them deliberately to be different, but it took me a while to realise I was an outlier).
I was prepared to say "I don't know" and I was prepare to say "I made a mistake and here's how we recover...". American employees would go out of their way to avoid these, for fear of being shown the front door.
It also contributes to the always available, never take leave attitude.
One of our competitors had a policy of ranking all developers and firing the lowest 5% each quarter - they were continually hiring as a result, I guess the aim being to end up with a greater developer pool.
It saddens me that so many American's are so proud of America and believe they are in the greatest country on earth. So many of them simply have no idea.
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Your competitor who laid off the bottom 5% every quarter.
That wouldn’t be the company that was selling CRM software, would it?
They used to have weekly status meetings at 5 pm on Fridays so that nobody could sneak off and get an early head start on the weekend!
A friend who worked a year for them and who now works at Farcebook said that, compared to Farcebook, the other company was like a cuddly teddy bear.
Talk about toxic work cultures,
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It was indeed a CRM company.
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NeverJustHere wrote: American employees would go out of their way to avoid these
Singapore was similar, I had huge issues with developers not owning their mistakes, they would hide them and then try and work around the problems the mistake caused.
Shocked the hell out of them the first time I accepted a mistake as soon as it was discovered.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity -
RAH
I'm old. I know stuff - JSOP
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He did try to make them feel better by saying he "cried last time he did it". 
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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The only thing new about it was the use of Zoom. Calling a large meeting and firing everyone in the meeting has been done plenty of times before (usually when a company is going down the tubes).
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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I had been working for a US company for 4 months and had just been told by my supervisor that things were going well and that he was happy to have me on the team. That same afternoon we, and about 90 other staff were called to a management announcement to be told we were all fired as the company was going down the tubes (they didn't actually say this latter part). The rest of the staff were fired two weeks later.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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After yesterday's gun discussion I read "firing employees" completely different 
Maybe this boss used Zoom because out of those 900 employees at least a few of them could be packing guns and fire back 
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Decimation[^]. A classic, but that idiot even found a way to make that boring.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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And he didn't do it right - only 9% were fired! 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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When it comes to something like this, incompetence may actually become a blessing.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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He's just a dude with a sh*t-ton of money and a base of rabid followers who put him on a pedestal. Everyone else can see him for the con man he really is.
Hyperloop? Never going to happen. All he had to do was Google "vacuum canon" to figure out why.
Self-driving trucks? Those were supposed to ship back in 2018. Still not around because who knew self-driving vehicles was so damn difficult to do, oh and yeah, let's make experimental vehicles that can weigh 40+ tons so they can cause more carnage!
Digging tunnels faster and for 1/10th the cost? He found out the hard way that's just not possible.
SpaceX is going to be 1/10th the cost per launch? Uhh... no it's not. At best, you'll get about 10% cheaper than existing rockets.
Las Vegas underground that can do 200MPH? Yeah, they just set fire to a massive pile of money that's going to buy a car fire you cannot put out and in a very enclosed space you cannot get out of.
and on, and on.
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I think shooting billionaires into space is the right idea though.
Real programmers use butterflies
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