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In hindsight, it probably would've been a lot easier on paper 
Belly-slides out the door.
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I'm sure the story was black and white with a sharp point at the beginning and a little waddle at the end. 
"When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others; same thing when you are stupid."
Ignorant - An individual without knowledge, but is willing to learn.
Stupid - An individual without knowledge and is incapable of learning.
Idiot - An individual without knowledge and allows social media to do the thinking for them.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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What is black and white and read all over?
A penguin that got too close to Sander.
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I'll admit that it took me two seconds to get the pun. Well done!
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Who let him back in? 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Sander Rossel wrote: Belly-slides out the door.
Looking for a seal of approval? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
Mark Twain
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hindsight might be 2020.
But that was a 2021 power move! 
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Is a physicists favourite drink a Pina Collider?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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How about a Manhattan project, or a Cosmospolitan.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Nah, a good strong cup of tea.
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Is that the tea bag on a string theory?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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An excellent Brownian Motion generator.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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An their favorite political campaign slogan "Elect Ron!"
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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That's Elementary, my dear OG.
(With apologies to Arthur Conan Doyle)
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Maybe a Boson Bitter? Or a Cat in the Box? What about a Black Hole? Or for the very brave: A Supernova?
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Physics gives me a large Hadron!
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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You should be lepton! 
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
-- 6079 Smith W.
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Bit early got meeting. ( not part of clue )
In charge expecting no start (7)
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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I think I got it but
a) Can't commit to tomorrow
b) It's a word I had to look up and didn't "know" so kinda cheating.
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So what was it?
(I spent the morning lacquering kitchen cupboard doors, so I didn't even see it!)
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
"Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Sorry been busy
In charge expecting no start
expecting = Pregnant
no start = Regnant
In charge = Regnant
Regnant
"I didn't mention the bats - he'd see them soon enough" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
modified 16-Sep-21 9:03am.
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OK, wrong game. Get your horsie-bowguy rush on: Make Your Mark On History with the Age of Empires IV Technical Stress Test - Xbox Wire[^]
Quote: On Friday, September 17th, you should be able to access the build in one of two ways:
Via the Xbox Insider Hub app on PC. Just check the Previews tab for Age of Empires IV to download the build for the Technical Stress Test.
Via the Age of Empires IV base game product page on Steam. You’ll see a section titled “Playtest” that will allow you to get started!
Pre-sign up is available now via the Xbox Insider Hub and on Steam!
TTFN - Kent
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Kent Sharkey wrote: horsie-bowguy
This just sounds wrong to me.
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If you think that sounds wrong, you'd have to hear me on the chat when I send a bunch out. I seem to need to add sound effects for them (and only them for some reason - need to discuss that with a therapist).
TTFN - Kent
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You know how some people are afraid of clowns?
That's what your avatar looks like to me! Frightening.
The difficult we do right away...
...the impossible takes slightly longer.
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