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Dan Neely wrote: You called out the problem here without realizing it. They're binning sheets of paper in stacks and counting the stacks.
I'll never understand how in the US we've been successfully testing millions of kids every year via paper "ballots" (scantron sheets) that are tallied electronically, but when it comes to our literal democracy we suddenly have the IQ of broccoli 
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And what exactly do you have against broccoli?
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, weighing all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
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 I mean... it's tasty but I'd rather not let it make decisions for me 
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Given some of my coworkers, broccoli voting just might be an improvement over the current state of affairs.
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If Bruce Willis was found dead beside a bottle of Viagra, did he Die Hard?
"I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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If he did, they might have problems closing the lid on the casket...
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I don't know if I Cialis happening any time soon.
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Some people may McClane that, but I don't think so.
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All that stiff competition in Hollywood finally got to him.
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Two stiff puns for the price of one!
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Well that wasn't hard difficult! 
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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He might get have just choked on the pills while trying to swallow them.
Did he complain of a stiff neck?
If you can't laugh at yourself - ask me and I will do it for you.
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The Kid didn't Survive the Night in Sin City? He was within Striking Distance of being The Last Man Standing and winning The Whole Nine Yards.
Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.
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Any one been subjected to breath analysis before they can code?
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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Only when you pair program. One must have good oral hygiene when working so close.
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Tic Tacs or mints should assist with your concern.
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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More should, after looking at some code it appears what they been smoking ain't entirely legal.
The less you need, the more you have.
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I was specifically asking about alcohol breath analysis as opposed to drug testing.
However your comment is a valid point.
I have never smoked spaghetti and I didn't know that it was illegal to do so.
Your answer has given me new ideas though, for naming some of my classes, sub routines, functions and modules that I am not really happy about, but time restraints force me to include.
Some of these names are;
Tagliatelle, Ramen and Vermicelli.
It is the Vermicelli that is the most embarrassing.
For me drinking a little Alcohol impedes my ability to play sport, code, remember what I did, etc.
I am certainly not against it, but I am with regards to work.
I recently listened to a Professor who was working on testing people affected by different substances and how this affected their ability to drive.
It was quite interesting.
He was saying that people who had smoked the spaghetti, especially those who were used to it, actually drove far better than usual and better than others who were normal. They concentrated on the task of driving better than when they hadn't smoked it as well.
The interesting thing that he found was that whilst they were able to fully focus on the task, it was when things went wrong that they completely failed. As soon as there was multiple extra sensory input coming in they failed to cope as well as when they were un-spaghettied.
So I feel that the code that you reference in your post, is probably going to always be there regardless.
Still like you I have often said, "What have you been smoking?"
I can't recall ever saying "What have you been drinking".
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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Yes. Actually it is a sample check made regularly in my company, because we often work on safety critical systems (rail, automotive, aerospace, military, medical) so we have a 0 alcohol policy in place during working hours.
GCS d--(d-) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Sounds reasonable to me.
I have usually seen these policies implemented for safety reasons.
Same here I guess except, they are not so much concerned with your safety, but the safety of the product.
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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grralph1 wrote: they are not so much concerned with your safety, but the safety of the product
Just like us don't fool around with quality procedures because if a plane falls for this it's the end.
GCS d--(d-) s-/++ a C++++ U+++ P- L+@ E-- W++ N+ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5? X R+++ tv-- b+(+++) DI+++ D++ G e++ h--- r+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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Agree completely.
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980
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den2k88 wrote: because we often work on safety critical systems
And presumably all of the following is also in place and strictly followed and enforced
- Written designs
- Design reviews
- Code reviews
- Code walkthroughs
- Unit tests
- System tests
- Integration tests
- Security tests
- Reviews of Security tests
- Test plans
- Test plan reviews
- Full regression tests
- Complete simulators for all external interfaces.
- Staging environments capable of fully simulating the target environment.
- All of the above done regardless of contractual obligations for original contract.
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No, but it is probably a good idea if you are working on software, etc. that peoples lives depend on.
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Nope, and a good think tooo...I writ my bost code when annebretedd!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
"Hope is contagious"
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