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I keep chickens, so that I have a supply of them to wave over my code while chanting. It helps.
Real programmers use butterflies
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The proper incantations are important. 
"They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen?"
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Chickens only help fix mysterious bugs. There's gotta be a better explanation. I think you've got a familiar who channels exotic code to you from the Other Side.
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP.
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TNCaver wrote: Chickens only help fix mysterious bugs
Sorry there dude/dudette, but that's rubber ducks[^], not chickens.
Software Zen: delete this;
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loathsome criminal spied transmission (10)
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loathsome
criminal CABLE (no idea why)
spied SPIED
transmission (anag)
DESPICABLE
I'm kinda hoping I'm way wrong ...
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But the wrong derivation. 
Criminal is the anagram indicator, and transmission clues for cable.
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... to all those who celebrate it 
Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have. -Anon
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To you too. Hope I am not too late.
ed
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Thanks!
Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have. -Anon
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"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!" - Hunter S Thompson - RIP
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Sorry - I was busy fixing the kitchen after the small fire yesterday ... bloody new storage heaters ...
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Fire ! not serious I hope ?
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No, I turned it on Tuesday for the first time and when I got back from dropping Herself off at work Wednesday morning the kitchen was lightly full of smoke. No sign of flames or a source, so I turned it off, opened all the windows and moved the sofa bed away from the radiator.
When the air had cleared I turned it back on and no sign of smoke for a couple of hours, or today. So it could be it was just full of dust and just heated it then blew it into the room, or the foam in the sofa got too hot.
I spent this morning reorganising so nothing flammable was near the radiator - and it's all heavy stuff to shift on your own!
No mains gas on the Ynys, so we're all electric heating. New, more efficient rads were installed this summer, but this was the first "in anger" usage, so I'm not too worried about fire risk, just taking sensible precautions.
I'd dump the sofabed - we never use it - but ... Herself. 
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Are you near Harlech ?
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No, we're just south of the Brecon Beacons.
It's called the Ynys because it was between the river and the canal, before the latter was replaced with a (very necessary) town bypass.
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Has anyone read the book "Modern Front-end Architecture" by Ryan Lanciaux?
I would like to hear your opinions about it.
M.D.V. 
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Pardon me if I'm sounding ignorant but when I think about front-end that complex that it needs architecture I'm starting to become horrified thinking about the amount of javasrcipt transferred over the wire. Let alone the cases when some language like typescript or fable is compiled into js and introduces it's own additional code.
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Good point.
Thank you
M.D.V.
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What I find amusing is when I create all these interfaces in TypeScript and it literally compiles down to a "no implementation" file in Javascript.
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I'm hoping they mean "framework" rather than architecture.
Architecture is meant to be seen, it's the visible façade upon a framework.
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You are right...
Thanks
M.D.V.
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It's 126 pages; so it's either very good or very bad. Component-based architecture. Nothing wrong with that.
It was only in wine that he laid down no limit for himself, but he did not allow himself to be confused by it.
― Confucian Analects: Rules of Confucius about his food
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Looking at the other comments (and they have a point), probably it is the second.
We'll see. I found it at work, so I will have a look.
M.D.V. 
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