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I'm having a couple of Merlots tonight. I did Cabernet Sauvignon yesterday.
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I'm doing dry life. Does that count? 
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I'm trying dry wit.
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I've found that the responses to my dry wit often leave me feeling deserted.
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Only if not combined with (read: due to) fervent beliefs and a full schedule each Sunday.
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To ensure the success of the project I ordered 2 cases of dry Vermouth...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I've had some nice Chianti for the past two days. At the moment I live alone and when I open a bottle, that means one glass a day, so I can finish it, before it turns bad. So yeah in five to six days it will be gone. Chianti week if you will.
But other than the occasional week of wine, I don't really drink that much.
EDIT: On second thought, that last sentence sounds rather bad without context 
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You have small glasses there, we manage 3-4 glasses maximum from one bottle. 
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Well the dose is just right for the moment, perhaps in years to come, I will buy bigger glasses
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My suggestion, get the bigger glasses now, you can always half fill them, or at least try to. :wine:
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I've not pissed meself yet this year.
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Not even when Hartlepool were 1-0 up?
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I'm well used to seeing us lose in early rounds of the cups to lower league teams, just look at the League Cup this year.
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That's got to be a new record for you. 
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Does extra dry gin count?
Life is too shor
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Not, if you can count the glasses you had...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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That's as dry as I can accept it.
If you want a Vilmos Extra Dry Martini, mix three parts gin with two parts gin in a glass and think briefly of France.
veni bibi saltavi
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I am doing Dry January up to 20th. 
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Congratulations! I assume that is some sort of National Record?
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Sadly not, after three days sober*, you lose your citizenship and have to re-apply by drinking a bottle of Bells and punching a passing Englishman.
* or 'in hell' as the Scots call it.
veni bibi saltavi
modified 12-Jan-16 9:31am.
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Basically I do a dry 365, with the seldom exceptions of a tiny glass of liquor when I eat especially well. I bought a bottle of Lemon Cream liquor in august and still have half of it in the fridge.
Aslo I don't like beer nor wine so I don't usually take alcohol while eating.
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If that when you eat coffee beans instead of drinking coffee?
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I think most of Northern England and large parts of Scotland are hoping to give it a go.
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- Homer
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I haven't had an alcoholic beverage in 17 years.
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Considering how angry you manage to get sober, I think it is a good thing! 
veni bibi saltavi
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