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Are yachts always ready for a sailabration?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What a tacky pun! Sometimes yachts too have to moorn.
Life is too shor
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Whatever floats your boat, man.
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Yes, of titanic proportions that leave you with a sinking feeling afterwards.
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FOUL! Flag on that play!
Two puns in one reply! Too many puns on the field at once.
That's a five-bard penalty. Literature has been (please pronounce as bean) ruined by this casual use of over-punning.
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Sailing close to the wind on that one.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Another chance to deploy the popup[^]! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I could tell you but then I'd have to keel you!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Keel hauling will be quite sufficient.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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OK here ya go. ALESTORM - Keelhauled (Official) - YouTube[^]
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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What the hull are you talking about?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Another salty comment. However, it seems to me you're mizzen something.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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You've been drinking too much port.
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That reminds me of a gentleman, of a certain nationality, who asked if I could recommend a good Port - I suggested Southampton.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Your jokes are yet still adrift and/or running aground, yet still the commenting crew upon the gangway of their keyboards to log their charted coiled course in the wake of a squalling flood of un-fathom-able capsizing yet fouled jests ever so anchored, all in the hopes you'd bow to them ...
FLARES away!!!
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You are our anchor here.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I can't fathom out what league he's in
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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Maybe the 20,000 one.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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I saw an obit in the paper yesterday for ** Mustard.
The first thing I thought, "was it the lead pipe in the library?"
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Pat Mustard is dead? He of the massive tool? Damn.
This space for rent
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I don't suppose there's anything to be said for saying another Mass?
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Only if we can do what Gene Hackman did in the Poseidon Adventure.
This space for rent
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Oh , I forgot he was in it.
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Those women were in the nip!  
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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