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Sounds like a tranquil sea to swim in.
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What kind of cheese would you fill it with?
Hogan
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I was hoping for something gouda than that!
Hogan
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or something that would bré better?
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Yes, something cheddar!
Hogan
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I think you this could be answered by prayers: Choose wisely![^]
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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She's just got back from the Physioterrorist, and she has exercises to do five times a day, has to sleep with a rolled towel tied round her tummy, and ... has been banned from the sofa. She's currently sitting in her office chair with a rolled up towel behind her for lumbar support, and with her feet flat on the floor.
This, she doesn't like. So everyone annoying on the TV is getting a barrage of foul language at high volume. Since everyone on TV is an annoying Elephanting sunshine that is out to get her, I'm not getting a lot of peace and quiet... 
I'd use earplugs, but she'll just raise the volume until they don't work either. 
Reminds me of working in a cube farm!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ah, the bliss of working from home...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Well, if she will go out sheep wrangling and cawl wrestling to all hours of the night ...
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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From the sound of things, there are "other things" she probably can't do at this time.
I suggest you get a rental to replace her until the repairs are completed. Probably the least painful path for all concerned (unless she finds out?)
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I think not.
She's a wife, they know everything. And the discussion would likely involve a cheese grater and a red hot poker... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You Welsh have such a novel concept of foreplay!
Note to self: Cancel trips to any current or former British territories)
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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She doesn't have to wear the "cone of shame" I hope!
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She should consult yogi.
Stealing a pic-a-nic basket would cheer her up no end.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That would be a boo-boo on my part!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Hah there are benefits to having a dedicated office in the house, a door for starters!
I, thankfully, used to have the ability to exclude all distractions when I'm working including ranting wife, screaming children and droning TV. I loved working from home.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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The only thing to do at times like this is to pack her off to see her mother.
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Her mother passed away 20 years ago! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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So sorry to hear that. I suppose I should have guessed. I hope Herself has quietened down a bit by now.
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Mr brother, he of the rotting brain, was blue lighted into A&E yesterday for breaking the thermometer. It looks like they have the fever under control and he'll pull through but it will be hard thanks to his Republican Nomination Process* of an immune system.
All thanks the Cancer, the biggest bastard killer out there. Feck you cancer! Feck you and the horse you rod in on! 
Right, back to CDD**
* Totally mucked up
**Caffeine Driven Development
veni bibi saltavi
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Any words I would use to describe Cancer would get my account closed.
Thoughts and prayers are with your brother ... and the rest of his family who are also suffering by proxy ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
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You said this much better than I could.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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'Tis not a nice time for the family. His elder is about to sit her finals and younger her A levels. Both our parents are ill with mostly age related problems. Our other brother hasn't spoken to him in nearly 10 years.
Life are hard.
veni bibi saltavi
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