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Do they make leotards from mentally challenged big cats?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I'm not too relaxed, its just the way I'm lion.
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Take it to a Greenpeace meeting. You will be tarred and feathered!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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People may growl about your thoughts, but sometimes they are spot on! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Only the dishonest cheetahs do that.
/ravi
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Lynx or it ain't so!
And now a joke for old people of Britain and the Commonwealth...
They used to keep a big cat on the set of Coronation Street. It was always popping in to say "Hyena!"
... and to pre-empt the scoffing mails ... Oh yes it is! Look it up!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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You should be pelted for your lack of felines towards cats!
Marc
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 One of the few I have actually laughed at. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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One of the many that I do not understand  
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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0x01AA wrote: One of the many that I do not understand
That's a good thing. Some would consider it a very distasteful joke.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Leo - lion - cat
tard - retard, mentally challenged.
I'll leave now... 
Marc
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Thank you for this Bruno
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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So what do they make these[^] out of? 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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And why can't you get bitards and tritards!
The public deserves to know!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: And why can't you get bitards and tritards!
Who says you can't?[^] Who?[^]
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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9082365 wrote: Who says you can't?[^]
That one I like.
9082365 wrote: Who?[^]
What pr0n site did you fine that on on?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That's a good one, you should send it to Puma Thurman.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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My favorite so far. So delightfully un-PC. Kudos, sir!
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Now I wonder what they make cusstard of 
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Due to the heathen Swedish midsummer night's festivities, of Dionysian proportions, this week Friday happens on a Wednesday!
What I have been wondering is: If Britain leaves the EU will I have to declare all my objects explicitly again?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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According to the Remain campaign, you won't have time: Europe will be embroiled in World War 3 by Christmas if we leave! 
All we've had for weeks is doom, gloom, and scare tactics from both sides... 
I'm going to be glad when it's over, whichever way it goes.
[edit]
In case you think I'm joking: 'Brexit' could trigger World War Three, warns David Cameron - Mirror Online[^]
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Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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So all my objecs will be deleted. And I will be left sitting with a bunch of invalid pointers.  Where is garbage collection when you need it!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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megaadam wrote: Where is garbage collection when you need it!
Trying to garbage collect politicians will consume all your system resources.
Marc
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I can imagine how the log of that would look like.
> Beginning Garbage Collection
> Discovered: politician object discovered
> Attempting to collect
> Error! Collection failed. Corrupt politician
> Attempting to quarantine corruption
> Quarantine failed.
> Political process has been irrevocably damaged due to corruption
> Terminate political process? yes/no
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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