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Oh c**k - I've been up since 05:30 so I assumed it had been there fro a while, or I wouldn't have answered yet. 
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Second letter o?
veni bibi saltavi
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And third is 'C' 
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Duncan Edwards Jones wrote: Yay .. and blimey that was quick.
I would call it tergriffic!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
modified 16-Jun-16 5:38am.
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On my way home, heard on the radio an advert about putting a bet on EURO 2016 games - the next one is England vs Wales...
Should I? On whom?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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What are the odds on Offa?
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I have a very simple principle when it comes to betting.
Look at the cars they drive.
Punters: Ford, Citroen, Peugeot, ...
Bookies: Jaguar, Bentley, Ferrari, Porsche, Rolls Royce, ...
That tells me who really wins ... and I've never placed a bet in my life as a result!
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Most punters I know aspire to drive a car..
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Now the question is: What car is Peter driving?
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Given the (lack of) driving skills in Israel, those wouldn't last a second on the roads. I have no idea what he actually drives, but he probably would like one of these[^]. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Similar to the 'new' [actually older than the current] car I'm getting next week. Eldest has christened it Tank[^]
veni bibi saltavi
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I have license for this only ...[^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Wonderful little cars, anything can be repaired with paper glue and a smithy.
Built after the principle: what does not exist cannot break.
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The problem is what does exist breaks constantly. 
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My father had one of those - never broke...only folded sometimes (paper can't brake)...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I like them they appeal to my minimalist side
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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A white one...
(If you want more details...I will check it tomorrow morning, while driving to buy some fruits for the weekend...)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Not a bookie then.
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If the England fans (f.k.a. hooligans) keep up the good work with the French Police I think Wales easily slips to the next round....
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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England by TKO
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TKO? I thought fans not allowed on field!?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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What are the odds on that happening? Put a $/€/pound/whatever on it. If you lose, you don't lose much. But if you win... wow!
Kitty at my foot and I waAAAant to touch it...
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