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Me thinks you spamalot! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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No, but he pushes the pram a lot!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Omnomnom i ate it! 
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
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Bloody Vikings!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Found it. The Lounge[^] 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Still get it, and some is not put in my junk folder.
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I still get it, but in the form of Robocalls now.
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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I camo painted my AR15, and laid it down somewhere in the living room, and now I can't find it.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Just don't sit down too heavily.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's okay - the safety is on. 
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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thats what they always say
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The solution is simple - paint your living room red and it should stand out a mile.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: laid it down somewhere in the living room, and now I can't find it.
So, either your living room is decorated in camo or you painted your AR15 to look like throw pillows and a couch. Either way, you may want to go see somebody about this.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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It works great for home intrusions! Imagine the look of confusion on the invader's face when you pick up a throw pillow to defend yourself, followed by surprise and abject terror when it starts firing bullets at them! Priceless!
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That's right, our very own Marc Clifton has his 20-umpteenth birthday today. Happy birthday @Marc-Clifton.
This space for rent
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Yay!
Hippo Birdie to Marc!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Happy birthday Marc 
May your day(s) be filled with lots of laughter and joy and little to none HTML/CSS/JavaScript
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Sander Rossel wrote: and little to none HTML/CSS/JavaScript
Your wish is accomplished. I believe I can get away today with working in C# and Ingenico pinpad screens. ![Jig | [Dance]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif)
Marc
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@marcclifton
Happy Birthda, Marc !
You are ripening admirably, yet there is still enough tannin to provide a zesty bite.
cheers, Bill
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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BillWoodruff wrote: You are ripening admirably, yet there is still enough tannin to provide a zesty bite.
We had peaches with our French Toast birthday breakfast this morning. 
Marc
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Happy birthday to Marc.
And it's a nice excuse to have a ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) and a before during after work today
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Kenneth Haugland wrote: And it's a nice excuse to have a [beer] and a [Dance] before during after work today
Work? What's that?
Marc
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