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DFTT!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Forogar wrote: DFTT!
I know. But the song was just so right for said troll.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Sander Rossel wrote: it's also pretty good for your JavaScript needs.
What I ned in regard to JavaScript is mind bleach. Lots of it.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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...for making updating Windows 10 Enterprise to the why-do-I-really-need-this Anniversary Edition so painful.
(And frankly, all I've seen with AE is an even slower VPN connection dialog that now fails as much as it works. Bonus!)
cheers
Chris Maunder
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If the vpn connection process is failing half of the time - or more... try this:
ipconfig /flushdns
ipconfig /registerdns
ipconfig /release
ipconfig /renew
netsh winsock reset catalog
netsh int ipv4 reset reset.log
netsh int ipv6 reset reset.log
pause
shutdown /r
As well, It's been suggested that the "netsh int ip reset" command fails because of insufficient permissions in the following registry key: HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SYSTEM\CurrentControlSet\Control\Nsi\{eb004a00-9b1a-11d4-9123-0050047759bc}\26
To fix - right-click on key in regedit -> permissions -> tick "full control"
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Thanks, looks super(!) easy. Good to have next time Microsoft decides to "help" me.
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I spent 40 minutes waiting for it to install, then another 10 minutes waiting for it to roll everything back after it failed without a word of explanation - just "Restoring your previous operating system".
Maybe I've had a lucky escape, but it'll probably try again.
And fail again.
Repeatedly.
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Remember when MS used to write operating systems that actually made us smile?
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I must be in a minority. Anniversary edition installed flawlessly and no problems with the VPN.
This space for rent
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Same here, although I don't use VPN. No other issues, not even freezing.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I am adding to your minority: 1 Computer and 6 laptops updated without any problem.
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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The stars are there. They are just a little dusty. That's why they're dark.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Cleaner to Galaxy 44!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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"Where the sun don't shine" 
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A few, short years ago they would have declared that the galaxy unarguably contained a massive black hole or two.
This year's fashion is little black dresses dark <insert noun here>, though, so the good news is that we don't have to put up with so much BS about black holes.
Now all the BS is about dark <insert noun here>.
What ever happened to the requirement for genuine empirical evidence? A couple of hundred photons a year really doesn't qualify.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You dare question the consensus science of modern times!?!
I suppose you question the reality of other proven phenomena too, like Nessie and Sasquatch!!!
Get your head back in Science, man!!! 
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You're right. My apologies.
I shall think on the error of my ways, tonight, as I sit in my radium bath and smoke lots of health-giving tobacco.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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"Dark matter"
"Black holes"
"Evolved over millions of years"
And especially "Alien life"
Are the great deus-ex-machina items used when the naturalistic evolution world view cannot explain something. I am surprised actually they did not speculate the stars were surrounded with alien Dyson spheres... Humans always try to explain away God's role in creation
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Your religious rant belongs in the Soapbox! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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And that's only because we don't have a nut-house forum.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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When Gandalf (the devil) and the hobbits (scientists) get backed to a cliff, eagles made out of evolution, black holes and dark matter come to save them
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We elves do not care about such minor problems.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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