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Just bring a copy of "Mein Kampf" to "read" while waiting.
No words necessary.
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Marc Clifton wrote: I despise jury duty.
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Geography puns are below even my standards. There's Norway I'd go Oslo as that.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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 Why are you Russian these out?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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This one was Sweden sour.
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I was going to add to this thread, but was afraid Iceland-er someone.
Cheers,
Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.
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If you think Germany puns are funny Denmark my words: they actually are, Kenya believe it? 
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 Irish I hadn't read that.
In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem. ~ Ronald Reagan
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OK, I guess we're Finnish.
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Uganda be kidding me!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I think we'll have to Greece his palm to get him to stop.
/ravi
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or throw a Grenada at him.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That should Prussia him to stop.
/ravi
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Only Timor will tell.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yes, we'll have to Czech up on him.
/ravi
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Not sure how we're Ghana make that happen.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You might be at the end of Eu rope
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Jordan right Youkon - it's good for the Seoul
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France-y the idea of y'all China make funny puns hopin' for Guinea pigs to not go Hungary on laughs.
As for me, Oman, Iran away as quick as I could from this to not read Somoa; no Syria, I'm not gonna be a Turkey, as it's time Togo!
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Hungry for points are we? 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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I managed to bonk myself on the head by a falling ladder (you know how it is unlucky to walk under them...)
Now I've got two staples in my head, barely concealed by hair
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Quote: (you know how it is unlucky to walk under them...)
folk law that is routed in sense!
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I hate it when people tie staple-guns to ladders! 
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You should call the National Accident Helpline. 
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Hey all,
Has anyone here been to / lived in the San Francisco bay area in the US? Got any tips for places to visit/things to do?
Long story short - I'm going to be spending the middle of November on a fully-funded tour through Silicon Valley, learning from accomplished entrepreneurs, meeting startups, and visiting the likes of Google, Facebook, Dropbox, and Amazon.
The tour is run by an Australian group called Startup Catalyst[^], which takes 20 Australian youth on this trip each year after a highly competitive selection process.
So yeah - I'm keen to make the most of my brief visit  ![Green Alien | [Alien]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/alien.gif) ![Jig | [Dance]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif)
Any contacts I should make or places I should visit?
BTW, it's been a while since I posted in the Lounge - how's everyone going? ![Java | [Coffee]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/coffee.gif)
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A.
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