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I think that just scratches the surface of what may turn out to be a rash of such remarks..
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Piece of Junk . . . No Cup Holder.
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Perhaps one could be downloaded from the microsoft app store
- ask siri sorry cotina (best be quick though, might be next on nads product death list)
Signature ready for installation. Please Reboot now.
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Lopatir wrote: best be quick though, might be next on nads product death list
You're just saying that to cheer us up! 
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Although that looks nice, it would not work for me.
I eat and drink at my desk, and thus, my keyboard suffers the abuse. Having something like that would not last long for me. 
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Solution: Don't eat or drink at your desk. It works for me!
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Yes, you are correct, but I can't seem to stop; it's a sickness I can't seem to shake. 
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Quote: it's a sickness
Noooo! It's perfectly normal! I do it all the time, so it must be OK!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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"Request Pricing"
If you have to request it chances are you can't afford it. or at least I couldn't!
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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That's why I want someone else to buy it for me...
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Let me know how that works out for you?
Someone's therapist knows all about you!
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An i7-6700K with 32GB of RAM, and a GTX 1080 with 8GB of video memory. This thing would make a better gaming machine than most high-end rigs.
Still--I never understood the appeal of having a monitor integrated with the rest of the hardware. There's many more cons than pros.
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Sweet. It comes complete with an 'integrated computer' apparently. Bit of a game changer there!
Also, there's a good chance that my big fingers might hit the right virtual key for a change, completely unlike on my phone.
Hmmmmmmm..... Nah, it's just a big, well, naff.
Regards,
Rob Philpott.
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I'd be cleaning the thing all the time for the finger prints. And I write code for touch screens - 
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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My holiday card:
A happy holiday to all - have good will to all - and this time, let's try to keep it up all year long.
For, it really won't be very long before we - and everyone we love, and everyone we know, and even everyone we hate - will be gone and forgotten.
So, far as life let's you, spend your time on the good stuff.
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My, you are full of Seasonal Joy, aren't you?
Perhaps these will help:
Somewhere in Germany, there is a man whose whole life's job is to fit indicators to BMW's.
Imagine a tree, that grew for 20 years, only to end up as a Justin Bieber notepad...
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My goodness! Oh My!
Perhaps we may be kindred spirits . . . excepting, of course, I don't do sheep.
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But in Germany they have German beer.
And I will sample a few in the coming weeks.
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I bought my son a fridge for Badtis – I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly? Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
Let's both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.
What's the difference between the Badtis alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Badtis alphabet has Noel.
Is a dog owners favourite Christmas song "Jingle bells"? "Dachshund through the snow, ...
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My dog has no nose ...
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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How do you know when he's happy?
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My wife suggested I buy my brother a humorous T-shirt for Christmas, and I know he's my brother and all, but I just don't give a shirt.
modified 22-Dec-17 8:28am.
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Merry Christmas everyone.
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