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I'm definitely a late developer - usually months past the deadline!
98.4% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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...but I'm wondering the same thing[^]??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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The South Yorkshire Police headquarters are on Letsby Avenue[^]
(For the non-English "Let's be having you" is a joke phrase attributed to the police when they arrest you)
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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I just got an alert on my phone: "Chi Cygnids Meteor Shower".
Not sure what to do with this information...
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Duck and Cover - the Sky Is Falling!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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These days I only accept prophecies of impending doom if they are backed by two-factor authentication.
It's the only way to be sure, to be sure.
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Username: NSIN56
Password: YT55R7
(First computer I logged into rather than submitting card decks - Prime 400)
Something I have on me: my front door key.
There you go: THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING! RUN!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Prime 400! That brings back memories; we only had a 350 (IIRC). 6 char userids. Our dept used person's initials and surname truncated to 6 chars - that generated some amusing / rude nicknames. Can't remember my password - it was ~40 years ago.
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It was my first, and I typed it a lot - it's a bit like your first car / bike registration number. I remember that as well: XUD28J - a Honda CD175 that was reasonably knackered when I got it, and a whole load more knackered when I got rid of it ...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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I'm applying for Irish citizenship - got to start living the caricature.
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Wear a T-shirt reading "Official Government Meteorite Target"?
They can never hit anything
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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They certainly never hit targets... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
AntiTwitter: @DalekDave is now a follower!
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Indeed - it's a prophylactic.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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That's the stuff coming from Chit-hole planets 
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Are they looking for soap?
Don't let your mind wander too far.
It's too small to be let out alone.
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Devil and holy man share the proof (13)
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Demonstration.
Devil - demon
Holy man - st
Share - ration.
Andy B
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That's the one! You're up tomorrow....
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Better dust off my thinking-cap then, it's ages since I last set one.
Andy B
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Shold have refreshed. 
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Yep - but you've just been pipped to the post I'm afraid
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