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I thought it was a small cake, but I doughnut care any more.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That one was half baked.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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The Scottish members will get this one:
I was going to ask "Is that a cake or a meringue?"
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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Ah, one of the old classics!
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I guess I shouldn't need to tell you that the cake is a lie?
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Marie A. says "let them eat cake"
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Marie A. is wrong, because you can't have your cake and eat it too 
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Brioche! Brioche! Not cake, you peasants!!!!
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Died so young, would have been 200 today. 
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Babbage Difference Engine N°1 can be seen in London, and
Babbage Difference Engine N°2 can be seen in Mountain View (San Francisco)
A marvel of engineering in advance on its time.
If you have the possibility to see one, go on.
Patrice
“Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.” Albert Einstein
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The mad thing is they were made with CAM software running on a computer.
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No she'd have been 11001000 today! 
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I think the French ones are pretty good, even though it is sometimes hard to figure out what exactly is being advertised (one appeared in a YouTube video linked somewhere below).
Which ones are the worst? Hopefully not ours (quite likely though)
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ones and zeros wrote: Which ones are the worst?
The long ones in between the Commercials.
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I never see them.
Record everything and watch it later, fast forward through the commercials.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I'm not gonna take part of your advertising study.
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ones and zeros wrote: one appeared in a YouTube video linked somewhere below
That was an ad? My French is so rusty I couldn't understand a thing, but it seemed like a tribute to the recent terrorism.
Marc
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American medicine ads are just weird. A pretty lady tells you that this revolutionary new drug will transform your life while a disembodied voice gives you all the reasons that nobody in their right mind would take this life threatening poison!
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I will hand in my resignation, after a over a decade in the same company
I've been passed over for promotion
Suffered from depression
Had to deal with clients from hell
Why do I still feel like a deserter?   
(I don't particularly like Martina McBride but that is the first thing that came to mind...)
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Sitting in the same boat right now, but my time will hopefully come in january.
Of course we are defecting, but as you said: They dumped every mess on you and rewarded you with a place at the end of the line. You owe them nothing. Sic semper tyrannis.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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There were good times too.
Not enough I guess.
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