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How can you tell Obi Wan Kenobi was married? "May divorce be with you."
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Was he sabre when he said that?
"If we don't change direction, we'll end up where we're going"
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Quote: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.
There are actually a few pearls of wisdom the Jedi learn by experience, not by meditation.
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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CodeWraith wrote: There are actually a few pearls of wisdom the Jedi learn by experience, not by meditation.
not always true - doesn't work out so well for lemmings.
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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Divorce court, Lemmings, where is the difference?
I have lived with several Zen masters - all of them were cats.
His last invention was an evil Lasagna. It didn't kill anyone, and it actually tasted pretty good.
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rumor was he was drinking with both hands, in star wars slang: jar jar drinks!
This internet thing is amazing! Letting people use it: worst idea ever!
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Or he just might be a sleazy lawyer.
Wait - I repeated myself there - sorry!
Socialism is the Axe Body Spray of political ideologies: It never does what it claims to do, but people too young to know better keep buying it anyway. (Glenn Reynolds)
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That's a separate issue, is it not? If you're Lukey, you'll never find out.
By the way, the word "Alimony" is derived from "All his Money".
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She must have been a Druish princess?
Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film. Steven Wright
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Funny, she doesn't look Druish.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
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Did Obi Wan even have a sith-nificant other?
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Hi All,
Nightmare morning, woke up at 5:30 am thought 'oh good, I can turn off my alarm' turned said alarm(s),
sat on the edge of the bed at approx 5:35 am, woke up at 9:15 am, swore like a drunk marine. Got to work at 10:40 and due to a presentation I could 'swip in' until 11:05,  , the dream of knocking off early on Friday is looking distant now... 
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Yeah, but you had a good sleep!
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I didn't really, still got a sore back from the way I was sitting...
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YOu fell asleep for 4 hours sitting on the edge of your bed?!!????!!!???? WTF!
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A female friend of mine could - and often did - fall asleep standing up on a bus ...
Me? I have difficulty falling asleep in a nice warm bed. 
Sent from my Amstrad PC 1640
Never throw anything away, Griff
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Only place I can sleep well these days is at work....
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Thats my point! My Mum reckons I could fall asleep on a clothes line...
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She hung you out to dry as a kid?
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Jesus, you must sleep like a zombie.
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Brainzz! I do tend to sleep quite well...
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