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PIEBALDconsult wrote: Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
If you forgot your flashlight, yuop!
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
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MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
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MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
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Sorry that I don't stand up...
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
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That musta hurt!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Groucho was quite the philosopher and a funny man. I remember the game show he hosted "You bet your life" and he was always coming up with funny lines.
New version: WinHeist Version When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page. Unknown
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(WARNING: FACEBOOK LINK)
Oops![^]
(The Pope just visited Philadelphia)
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Captain Grammar Pants? Really?
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Some of the stuff she has posted is quite funny (and rather irritating to read). I honestly HATE people who completely ignore grammar and spelling. There are a few Photoshops there, but most are real things that people posted.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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And yes, the name is a bit... odd. But it gets the point across (I think).
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I'd blame predictive texting!
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modified 29-Sep-15 19:25pm.
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Thank you,
Yours was the only useful response. I guess the rest aren't interested in working and making a paycheck when an opportunity is presented.
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Member 12018161 wrote: I guess the rest aren't interested in working and making a paycheck when an opportunity is presented.
It is not that there are no interest. It is just that your message was... (how to say it nice?) not serious enough.
M.D.V.
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Member 12018161 wrote: xxxxxxxxxxxx
So you're the one that took that address!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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So you're looking for someone who is working on that particular project (a free CodeProject article from 2012?) and needs a hand and is even willing to pay monthly (that's probably the most serious free CodeProject article ever)?
But you're also telling us this project is very urgent while it's actually the project of the person who is hiring you and who would know better how urgent this really is.
Reading that I really do get an urge to hit you fast and aggressive...
I have no idea what you really want, hire or be hired 
Actually I'm hoping you're a bot or you're the second person who has failed the Turing test...[^]
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I am available for immediate hire. I am very experienced (6 months out of burger flipping school) with all sorts of codey type stuff, including wibbly-wobbly code written in Gallifreyan#.
I charge $42 plus all expenses (there will be many) and would expect at least a 75% profit share if I'm doing all the work and you're just posting help wanted ads.
Plz resond urgentz at d o c t o r dot w h o at t a r d i s dot com.
Hurry before my head asplodes!!!
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Wow, those are some achievements. Send me your CV to onehundrendpercentlegitjobs@mircosoft.com and perhaps I can schedule an interview next week?
p.s. You will need to study up on your C-hashtag skills
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Another Meta-Crisis Doctor? Just how many of them there are?
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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I'll do it for a million dollars.
Jeremy Falcon
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£0 = monkey
£1000000 = lots of monkeys
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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pkfox wrote:
That's one cheap monkey!
I'll take a dozen, thanks, and start a zoo!
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12 monkeys?
Are you sure you want to start a zoo or the armaggedon?  
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
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I want to produce the full works of Shakespeare, but I've only got a dozen typewriters.
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Go to the QA and ask for it.
Don't forget "itzz urgentzzz"
M.D.V.
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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NEEDZ CODZZZZ!!!
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