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10-Jul-15 10:13

and I offer to make him a sandwhich, warm up some pasta with butter and salt...something. He says do we have leftover pizza, I say no, unfortunately, we don't.

He then says, well, can I have some Canada Mints then? WTF | :WTF:

I said no, and that mom will deal with his hunger pains when she gets home.

Our rule is that the majority of crap in your belly needs to be healthy(ish) and a little shelf in the belly can be reserved for your bloody canada mints, after you had something non-sugar based. Laugh | :laugh:

Eddy Vluggen10-Jul-15 10:47

Eddy Vluggen

10-Jul-15 10:47

So, you are ordering more pizza? Smile | :)

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NickPace10-Jul-15 13:57

NickPace

10-Jul-15 13:57

Ahhhh, a future programmer in training...

-NP

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Marc Clifton11-Jul-15 2:38

Marc Clifton

11-Jul-15 2:38

Might as well give him the mints, all the carbs in bread or pasta or pizza is just converted to sugar anyways.

Marc

Daniel Pfeffer11-Jul-15 8:40

Daniel Pfeffer

11-Jul-15 8:40

Yes, but the glycemic index (the rate at which sugar is transferred to the blood) varies between carbohydrate sources. Foods with high glycemic indices satisfy your hunger more quickly, but as soon as the "sugar rush" is over - you feel hungry again.

Consult a dietician for more information.

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.

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Slacker00712-Jul-15 7:44

12-Jul-15 7:44

Daniel Pfeffer wrote:
Foods with high glycemic indices satisfy your hunger more quickly, but as soon as the "sugar rush" is over - you feel hungry again.

Exactly, and when the sugar rush is over, especially in children, their mood goes south for the winter. Not good for parents.

charlieg11-Jul-15 12:49

charlieg

11-Jul-15 12:49

He sounds young... wait till he's a teen...

Can I eat it? is a common phrase...

Jeremy Falcon13-Jul-15 11:10

Jeremy Falcon

13-Jul-15 11:10

Auric Goldfinger wrote:
I said no, and that mom will deal with his hunger pains when she gets home.

Not to be pedantic and anal, but to be pedantic and anal... It's hunger pangs[^].

Jeremy Falcon

Slacker00713-Jul-15 11:12

T shirts for Geek dad and kid

13-Jul-15 11:12

I stand corrected. However, I am sure my son would still call them pains - more dramatic that way. Smile | :)

OriginalGriff10-Jul-15 8:15

OriginalGriff

10-Jul-15 8:15

CTRL+C, CTRL+V[^]

Dunno why, but that is both "little smile" funny and slightly disturbing... Unsure | :~

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

ZurdoDev10-Jul-15 9:03

ZurdoDev

10-Jul-15 9:03

I've seen those for twins.

There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan10-Jul-15 9:22

Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan

10-Jul-15 9:22

+1 Ryan, you just stole my comment. Wink | ;)

The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
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ZurdoDev10-Jul-15 9:32

ZurdoDev

10-Jul-15 9:32

Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan wrote:
+1 Ryan, you just stole

Please do not encourage thievery.

There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

modified 10-Jul-15 15:39pm.

Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan10-Jul-15 9:24

Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan

10-Jul-15 9:24

You can also get T shirts for dad and kid using CTRL + X and CTRL + V[^], in case of T shirt, CTRL + Z won't work! Laugh | :laugh:

The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~

Jörgen Andersson10-Jul-15 9:25

Jörgen Andersson

10-Jul-15 9:25

Ctrl+X, Ctrl+V would be a bit more disturbing.

Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

H.Brydon10-Jul-15 13:12

H.Brydon

10-Jul-15 13:12

Not if you are a praying mantis[^] (see the "Reproduction and life history" section).

I'm retired. There's a nap for that...
- Harvey

Slacker00710-Jul-15 10:44

10-Jul-15 10:44

How cute.

When you want to punch yourself in the head

Eddy Vluggen10-Jul-15 10:35

Eddy Vluggen

10-Jul-15 10:35

Aw, CTRL-A, SHIFT-DEL, ENTER* for triplets Smile | :)

And now imagine the other two T-shirts coming along just as you are trying to pick up "enter"..

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Chris Maunder10-Jul-15 7:29

Chris Maunder

10-Jul-15 7:29

I'm running a process that I wrote years ago, and evidently when I hit a point where data corruption occurred I felt the need to rub my future self's nose in it rather than fix the issue.

This message just popped up at the end of the failed run:

Quote:
IDs have changed. If you rely on IDs, you're screwed

Thanks past me. Mad | :mad:

cheers
Chris Maunder

Eddy Vluggen10-Jul-15 7:33

Eddy Vluggen

10-Jul-15 7:33

Weird and Wonderfull Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

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Paul M Watt10-Jul-15 7:36

Paul M Watt

10-Jul-15 7:36

I rub my future self's nose in it every chance I get, because he is smug and arrogant, which really irritates me.

Besides, there's no chance he can retaliate, so I figure "Why Not?"

Slacker00710-Jul-15 7:41

10-Jul-15 7:41

Chris Maunder wrote:
Thanks past me.

Now, what would have been cool, is if your past me recommended a solution, using today's technology and best practices.